Naruto Shit Posting

Naruto x Hidan: Smorch

Naruto stroked hidan's strong face, watching his eyes flutter wtih teh wind. 

"Darlinnnnn" Hidan whisperedl ike an old cowboy who wanted a second goddamn ice tea even though you'd told him twelve times itll cost him extra because he went through drive through. 

"Hidan......" Naruto whispered breathlessly, his eyes two entire fucking buckets of blueberries. 

Hidan grunted deeply, his eyes like firey moons of delicious violet black berries, taking naruto into his arms, smorching his face quickly.

Naruto blushed brightly, watching Sasuke reading a book across from them, "Be quietly my dreamsicle."  He whispered into Hidan's ear sexily like a middle aged man trying to get a raise. 

Sasuke glanced up, stared at Naruto and slowly shook his head, tired of his shit. He needed a goddamn nap. then again, all uchihas need naps. Literally all of them. Go the fuck to bed right now if you're an uchiha. Now. 

Hidan threw his leg over Naruto, and snuck another kiss, slapping Naruto in the face with his delicious lips. 

"owwwww" naruto moaned in pain, eyes tearing up like a big river I don't know the name of.

"I'm so sorry darling here let me kiss-" he smorched Naruto's forehead, licking it gently with his beautifully blue tongue (he'd just had blue raspberry candies) and hugged Naruto's face into his huge Bara Tiddies. 

Sasuke got up at this point and decided he needed a fucking drink. Me too, bitch, damn.