Dramatic soft piano music played, as kakahi thoguth abotu how fiucking sad he was. God he was sad. Fuck. I can't explain how said kakashi is because honestly everytime i thiknk about him being sad i start crying. Oh fuck. I startigh to cry. Nooooo
Deidara stepped from the shrubbery, his akatsuki cloak nowhere to be seen. We don't fucking know where it went. Is it with obito? Probably. Did Deidara sneak off? Probably. Does obito know where Deidara is? Most likely.
Deidara took a deep breath of that sweet succulent air, slorping slowly, thinking about how badass he was. And about naps. He realllyyyyy loves naps.
God. Naps.
FOcus dEIDARA. FOCUS. OKay but yea.
Kakashi lookedu p, setting his book down into his pocket, breathing out a sigh. "Hi Deidara. Back again?"
Deidara screeched, "i sHALL DEFEAT. YOU. and i will take yur book as my conquest and i will read it and then....."
"And then what?"
"I'll dog ear....all the pages...." Deidara squinted threateningly.
Kakashi gasped, and tighted his sexy eyebrows down to his beautiful eye. "How. DaRE YOU. DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW IMPORTANT. LITERATURE IS?????????????????????????????" he asked, in a whisper.
Deidara lifted his leg sexily and set it against a tree stretching, " I know what you are but what am i?"
"What?"
"Fuck off kakashi!" Deidara hissed, and stomped around him like an angry little man.
Kakashi swiftly ran by Deidara, stealing his clay bags.
Two... Hours... Later....
"Kakashi please!"
"No Deidara."
"please."
"no."
"Pretty please?"
"No."
"please give me back my clay before i fucking tell obito."
"obito knows."
"....Bastards.... betraying me.... left and right..."
"Deidara you were trying to kill me nearly two hours ago."
"I-I-I was only going to kill you a little!"
"Deidara, you cannot kill someone just a LITTLE."
"Fuck off Kakashi >:("
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