Today was the most specialest day for Ralphito. He had deceeded not to cared about gitting rescueed and eccept his true fellings for Jack. Jack was know he's boyfriend and Ralph felt larger amounts of the felling of luve towords him then anyone ever befour. Even larger amouts then he had feelt four Simon!!!!!! Know he hed too broke up whit Simón, he's currant boyfirend. He new it wood be hard four Simón two heard this, butt Simón disreved to now.
"Simon, I have two broked up with yous know. I am so surry four how i moost be broking your hert. Fourgives me, boot I luve Jack know! I relized that I cares mure abut gitting rescueed then i due abut you, buut I cares abut Jack mure then i cared about gitting rescueed."
Ralhpo locked at Simón nervously, hopping four a god outcume. He expeted Simón too hav an bad rection, buut Simón just smile and laughed.
"Yahoo! I was wonder wen you wood relize you luve Jackito mure then me!! Know Roger ad me can bee opun abut hour relationship!"
"DID SOOMEONE SAYS SHIP????" Ralph emmedeately luuked arund four an ship, forgitting ill abut his reltionship prooblums.
"nUE!!! I don't said ship, i says RELETONship!!!" SIMón yelled in Ralph!
"OHHHHHHHHH" YELLLED ralph. Ralph noded in sooch a sagey way that all are forced two respict hem.
All oof the soodun, JACKITO and Rogero eppeared out off now-were! Roger and Simón begon an heted make-out sesun and Jack starred in Ralph eye. Ralph and jacK sturred at each oothers' eyes luvingly and ech begon too tries to confes they're luve.
"I-i-I LUVE YOU, JACKITO!!!!!!!" RALPH YELED WITH ALL HE'S might. Ill the other bois, evin the litluns, starrted two clap there hands in ipploose becase Ralph was they're leder and he confesed he's luve! And Jack retuned it!!! They new that becuse Jack kissed Ralph hetedly and they was supper hapy! Yay!
END OF CHAPTER ONE
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