You all sat there, in the office, bruised and bandaged. The principle walked in with five red papers.
"Okay," the principle started, " Marco came over and admitted he gave Dorothy a hickey?" You all nodded.
"And then Namjoon punched him and you all tried to stop the fight and ended up hurting yourselves?" You all nodded again.
"It's all Yoongi's fault though. " Namjoon said. "What?" you asked, confused. "WHAAAAT!? HOW IS IT MY FAULT!?" Yoongi stood up. "I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!"
The principle pointed to Yoongi's seat. "Min Yoongi." "I'm sorry Mrs. Principle. " He sat back down.
She passed you the red papers. It had the word DETENTION in bold letters.
"Alright. Now get out." She pointed to the door. "Well damn, rude ass obese ass bitch." you thought, walking out of the room.
"Well, DGN, lead the way!" Marco said, pointing down the hallway. Namjoon lifted his hand. "BEAT HIS ASS JOONIE!" Yoongi yelled. Namjoon looked at Yoongi and smacked the back of his head.
"How do you guys not get caught swearing?" you asked. "Well, I'm an adult, so I can do whatever shit I want. " you tilted your head. "Eighteen isn't really an adult though. "
Irene walked between you and Namjoon. "He's twenty. " You mouthed an "oh" and nodded.
Detention Room
"Okay guys and gals," Mr. Hackman, the detention "teacher" said, writing detention on the board. Under that he wrote a list that said:
No talking No eating No fighting No cussing No asking questions No sleeping No porn watching NO FUCKING!!!!
"Who the hell would try to fuck in detention? " Namjoon asked, already breaking three rules.
"You." Marco said. "Bitch! I don't wanna beat yo ass again, so you best be shutting the fuck up." Namjoon snapped.
"Right, like Marco you would be the first to fuck somebody in detention! Already trying to snatch my ass." you said, a little pissed.
"It's because he's a hoe. And hoes like to fuck." Yoongi implied. "So, Joohyun's a hoe?" Namjoon asked. "I am a virgin boy!" she yelled. "No you're not." Marco said. Irene put her finger over her mouth, signaling Marco to be quiet.
"Wait, Holdup, w-what was that?" you asked. Irene scratched her head. "What? What? What was what?" she stuttered.
Yoongi looked at Irene and Marco. "SO YOU BEEN FUCKING!" he said, pointing to them. "NO! NO!" Marco yelled. "Oh nononononoooo!" Irene said, shaking her head rapidly.
"JOOHYUN BE SUCKING ON THE GRINCH DICK!" Namjoon teased. "NO! I BE FUCKING MING- " "WOULD YALL SHUT THE FUCK UP!?" Mr. Hackman screamed.
"Ooh shit!" Yoongi yelled. "SHUT YO STUPID ASS UP!" Mr. Hackman said. Yoongi stuck out his tongue. Mr Hackman did the same. "Yall some children I swear." Irene complained.
You all eventually drifted into separate conversations and you decided to talk to Namjoon, who was on his phone.
You walked behind him and seen that he was watching porn. "This nasty nigga, imma scare him." You leaned closer. "Enjoying that, huh?" You asked. He jumped and turned off his phone. "It's for educational purposes." he said. You chuckled. "You're nasty~!" "Well, you came over here so.." he laughed.
"Hey," you said, sitting in the seat next to him, "What does DGN mean? Marco called you that, so, I wanted yo know." you asked. "Oh that, Marco made up some dumb ass name DGN, which means Detention God Namjoon, and then it caught on." He explained.
You nodded. "Give me your phone," you said, "I need it." "W-why?" he asked. "So I can put my number in it, duh!" "Oh, okay, wait. " He then started deleting and hiding stuff as you just laughed.
He gave you his phone and you typed in your number. You set your name as Her💖👅💖💋. You gave him his phone and it was obvious that he was blushing. He smiled as he read the name.
"Her."
A.N: I'm sowwy if I triggered you with the whole "it's published, but where tf are the goddamn words?" thing. I was laughing and accidentally clicked it. Forgive me for any mistakes, I'm lazy and don't feel like doing it. OH YEAH AND WHO DO YOU THINK IRENE BEEN FUCKING!? Comment 😄😄😄
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