Joke 58

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ok, so i was shoping and i wasn't paying attention to the isle. I hit something. *aww, crap. now what do i have to pay for?* 

i look over and i hit a midget.

"are you ok?"

"Well, I'm not happy"

"Then which one are you"

LOL VOTE AND COMMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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