OneShots {Requests Closed}

Pranks ~ A Voltron Oneshot

IM USING GENDER NEUTRAL PRONOUNS FOR PIDGE

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I had been prank week..... It was a nightmare.

It started with Hunk taking Pidge's computer hiding it and leaving a peace of paper with what looked like something Shiro would draw. Pidge found their computer and the paper, assuming it was Shiro; Pidge had decided to get him back.
Pidge tried to get Shiro back by hiding his Voltron uniform in Lance's room so it wouldn't get traced back.
Shiro however was suspicious and thought that Keith might have put the gear in Lance's room.
For a few days pranks reeked havoc upon the castle. It went back-and-forth between Hunk, Pidge, and Shiro for a while. Coran ended up a part of it after someone in the prank group took stuff for his mustache from his room. Coran couldn't figure out who did it so he pranked everyone back in different ways... that's what started this mess.

At the moment no one was safe, and Lance had just been pranked hard. Keith had glued fake cat fur onto the entirety of Lance's face, and that's where we are now the morning of the prank that started the true war.

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A scream shattered the morning quiet, Lance - who had woken up late - had gone to his bathroom and seen what had been done to his, oh so beautiful face. Shiro thinking it was an attack quickly gathered the group of paladins that where with him, geared up then, quickly rushed to Lance's room. The group was put into shock when they saw Lance's face.

"OH! Well then..." Hunk tried not to laugh however it slipped out at the end of his sentence.

"It seems that... We have a furry among us..." Pidge mumbled rubbing their chin.

"Someone went way to far on the pranks." Shiro chuckled turning and leaving the room. One by one everyone left Lance's room. After a bit Lance and Keith were left, Lance - who was beyond pissed - stared at Keith.

"If I find out you did this your quiznaking dead..." Lance said, glaring at him.

Keith said nothing before chuckling and leaving the room. Everyone went about their day normally and Lance spent most of his getting rid of the fur on his face. After accomplishing removing the fur Lance went through everyone's rooms when he got the chance and looked for any traces of the culprit. Lance found fur in everyones room's but Keith's.
Being the smart cookie Lance is he pranked Keith... Along with everyone else. Lance replaced everyone's socks with cat stockings - Pidge helped so they were not pranked in return - then, Lance waited...

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Around bed time panic set in and everyone was screaming and whining. Lance, whom put cat stockings on and covered them with his pants left his room and watched everyone yell at each other. As Lance entered the room everyone turned to look at him.
"He did it, he doesn't have the stockings." Hunk mumbled to Shiro and Coran, Allura stood behind them supervising normally however she was quite angry.
Keith, who was to embarrassed to leave his room, was going trough his entire room looking for his normal socks. Pidge was chilling in their room on their laptop in the cat stockings.
Shiro, Hunk and Coran tackled  Lance to the ground and pulled his pant legs up revealing the stockings.
"WHAT THEN WHO DID IT!?" Coran shouted getting off Lance and stomping around the room. Shiro sulked in the corner, and Hunk sat on the floor looking at the stockings.
"I mean they aren't that bad." Hunk mumbled while pulling on the stockings. Keith stomped out of his room and picked Lance up off the ground.
"You quiznacking little butt-face! Where are my socks?" Keith shouted in Lance's face. Lance held his hands up and said nothing, Allura sighed and crossed her arms.
"Alright, pranks are over. Who pulled the last two pranks? The stockings and putting fur on Lance's face." Allura said glaring at the group, creating an intimating aura in the room.
Keith let go of Lance, Shiro looked up from the floor and stopped sulking, Hunk stared at Allura and carefully stood to his feet.
No one spoke for minutes.
"I saw Keith glue the fur to Lance's face!" Hunk shouted, pointing at Keith.
"I GAVE YOU MY EARTH FOOD STASH SO YOU WOULD KEEP QUIET!" Keith shouted. Lance tackled Keith and they rolled on the ground fighting.
"WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO MY FACE?"
Keith pushed Lance onto the ground and hovered over him.
"YOU KEPT MAKING GALRA JOKES!" Keith shouted his face turning red from anger. Lance said nothing more and frowned.
"Get a room." Pidge mumbles walking into the room carrying their laptop with them.
Keith and Lance's faces lit up and Lance shoved Keith off and then stood.
"Allura, Lance pulled the stocking prank." Pidge said sitting down on the floor. Allura nodded and walked over to Keith and Lance.
"Lance," she said kindly with a very angry aura, "Go return everyone's socks. Keith, stay here until Lance gets back so I can give you two your consequences."
Allura walked away taking Hunk and Shiro with her.

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Later around lunch time everyone gathered to eat and Allura stopped Keith and Lance and dragged them to the side. She handed them cat stockings, "Go put them on and then come back."