"Hello, Florean Fortescue's Ice Cream Parlor, how may I help you?"
"Hello."
"Oh, it's you again. I thought I'd see you at the store."
"But have you?"
"No."
"And how do you know that?"
"I guess I really don't."
"Exactly. I didn't actually show up, by the way."
"I knew it! Why didn't you?"
"My family's never heard of Diagon Alley. Care to give me a hint?"
"Wait... can you do... are you a..."
~call ended my Florean Fortescue's Ice Cream Parlor~
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I won't upload until both of my two chapters have 5+ votes. Don't want to bribe, but this isn't as big of a priority as my other story.
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