Life Is Not A Fairy Tale: The Minnesota Jones Story

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Me- Mom Can i get the King size bed 

Mom- Yeah go head 

Miami- Can I get one ?

Mom- No

Miami- Why Mom 

Mom- Because Minnie is the oldest 

* Me Licking Out my tongue *

Miami- She messing with me 

Mom-Stop acting like that you 15 years old acting like a baby

Me- You too big for that girl 

Miami- Shut up ! 

Mom- Leave your sister alone 

Me- I haven't done anything to her 

Mom- Go pick out your bathroom decorations

Miami- Why she got to have everything 

Mom- Because She chose the room with Bathroom Mi-Mi 

Me- Stop arguing with mom

Mom- Go do what I said 

Me- Yes ma'am 

Mom- Do you still want the King Size Bed 

Miami- Yes 

Mom- Go pick you out A king size comforter set then

Miami-Thank you ma

Me- Just spoiled 

Mom- Both of ya'll are spoiled

Me- I'm your favorite 

Miami- No Your Not 

Me- Yes I Am 

Mom- I don't have a favorite ..Ya'll to big to be acting like this every where we go

Miami- Mom it's just our way of Life Sisters always act like this 

Me- You can't blame us You raised us like this

 Mom- I didn't raise you like nothing 

Miami- Yes you did 

( They Laughing, So I walk off to look for a comforter set And I saw this girl she was bright skin and had long black hair  as i can tell her family members call her Maggie )

Me- Hey 

Girl- Hey 

Me- Are you new here 

Girl -Yes Are You 

Me- Yes ...

Girl - My Name Is Magnolia but my family calls me Maggie

Me- My Name is Minnesota But My Mom call me Minnie 

Maggie- You go to high school

Me- Yes  I'm in the 11th 

Maggie- Me too

Me - We can be friends 

Maggie- yeah Here's my phone number

Me- Alright Thanks 

Maggie - See you later 

Me- Ok 

( Mom was right it was easy to make new friends so I head back to find Mom & Mi-Mi)

Mi-Mi- Come On Grandma 

Me- Shut up ...Mom you were right 

Mom- About what 

Me- Making new friends easily I just met this girl named Maggie and she's going to the same high school

Mom- Sounds good I told you so

Mi-Mi -So You made a friend 

Me- Didn't you just hear me Say I met a girl named Maggie 

Mi- Mi- What's her real name

Me-Magnolia 

Mom- That's unique 

( At the cash register) 

Mom- I also got the 3 King Size Beds in the back 

Cashier- Ma'am what's your address 

Mom- 3985 Royalty Road 

Cashier- Alright That will $1367 

( Mom handing the money)

Cashier-Thank you ma'am 

Mom- You're welcome 

( Out the store)

Me- Mom where did you get all that money

Mom- Girl I'm a lawyer and not only that I'm the manger of the new office 

Mi-Mi - All Snap mom getting that good money 

Mom- Girl Shut up Mind your business

Me- Tell her 

Mom- You so messy 

( Getting in the car) 

Mi- Mi- Ma where we going now 

Mom- The car I just had to run to the store and get ya'll beds and stuff for her birthday \

Me- That sound good  But What we got to get at the mall

Mom- Clothes duhh

Mi- Mi- Ma Where you get our names from cause they sound weird 

Mom- I didn't named ya'll..... Ya'll auntie named ya'll Minnesota and Miami 

Me- You should've named us some else 

Mom- Well I didn't know what to name ya'll

MiMi- Well Can You Change our names

Mom- No, You don't have to change your name for nobody because you are who you are 

Me- That Name is Stupid 

Mom- No it's Not 

MiMi- I like my name because it's the hottest city in Florida 

Mom- Girl Shut up 

Me- I guess I can stick with that name but i'm not answering by Minnesota I'm answering by Minnie 

Mom- OK we call you that 

MiMi- Just call me whatever 

Mom- OK When we go in the mall ...ya'll get anything I'm giving ya'll $900 a piece 

Me- That's a lot of money are you sure you wanna give us all that money 

Mom- Ya'll some big girls and i think ya'll deserve it 

MiMi- Thanks Ma