Sasha

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Some weird and amazing stuff happened at school so here we go:

I was sitting down on my phone and I put in the shingeki no kyojin intro to annoy my friends, turn I felt hands on my shoulders "MY FRIEND" my reaction was something like "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU GET OFF"  it was another intense shingeki no kyojin fan, man, we argued about who was Hanji and she said "you'd be better Sasha" now, Fariha wouldn't let me forget this and everyone, everyone including the teacher has been calling me Sasha, Fariha has been saying 'Sasha Laurgen potato girl' I'm the rythum of the theme tune, now Laurgen means Lauren + Morgan
And yes I'm going out with someone

NO BIG DEAL

So yeah....
Now I'm Sasha apparently, my reaction "THERE'S ONLY ONE SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN CHARACTER YOU CAN CALL ME AND THAT'S HANJI" aaaaarrrrrggghhhhh then it got one step weirder....

They saw my front screen

It's Levi

Fariha said I'm cheating on Morgan for Levi, she somehow got my phone number (I bet Molly) and sent me 'sasha Laurgen potato girl' XDDDDDDDD I said "SHUT UP OR I'LL SLAY YOU LEVI STYLE" her "I KNEW YOU WERE CHEATING ON MORGAN"

XDDDDDDDD

Yep so me putting on one video led to me meeting loads of people, being dubbed Sasha and well...

*Sighs*

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