Harry Potter Headcannons

Headcanon, #2 (Cussing Problem)

Headcanon, #2 (Cussing Problem)

Remus was working on his writing when Sirius sat next to him and flung out his scroll, just getting started on the Transfiguration essay that was due tomorrow, Professor McGonagall was letting them work on it that day. Sirius started writing and Remus accidentally dropped his quill, "Fuck a duck." He said and Professor McGonagall snapped her head towards him, "Who said that?" She asked and Remus held up his hand, she looked at him and Remus said, "Sirius said it, Ma'am." McGonagall looked at an appalled Sirius and sighed, "Two weeks detention, Mr. Black."

Remus was sitting beside James in Professor Slughorn's potions class, working on their potions essay. James was muttering things to himself as Remus was about to finish up. He went to dip his quill into the small glass cup of ink and James said something along the lines, "How the fuck?" And Remus looked at him and chuckled as he read over James's notes. They were scribbles of random notes jotted down onto a piece of parchment, there was also a small poem about Lily but Remus just overlooked that. "That's a mess you have there." Remus observed and James turned and glared at him, "Oh I didn't notice that," He said sarcastically and went back to trying to write his essay and understand it at the same time.

When Remus was finishing his last line the full-stop wouldn't show up so he went to dab his quill in the ink again when James accidentally bumped his arm. His quill fell out of his arm and Remus bent down to get it all the while saying, "Ah fucking shit." And Professor Slughorn yelled out, "Who said that?!" Remus sat up and held up his hand, smirking connivingly. "Yes, Mr. Lupin?" He asked and Remus looked at James, "James has a potty mouth, Professor. I'm sorry that you had to hear that, he is much worse out of class." Slughorn glared at James and James was glaring at Remus, "Detention for two week Mr. Potter."

Remus was sitting next to Peter in Charms and they were writing notes. As Remus wrote, Peter was having a hard time catching up and he accidentally bumped into Remus, which made him make a huge line across his scroll of parchment. "Shit," Remus growled and Professor Flitwick snapped his head over to him, "And who over there said that, Mr. Lupin? You or Mr. Pettigrew?" He said and adjusted his glasses.

Remus looked at Peter who seemed to be shivering in his seat. "It was Peter, sir. Why would I cuss when I'm a Prefect?" He asked and Flitwick nodded, "Two weeks of detention, Mr. Pettigrew." Peter whined a little and then sighed as Professor Flitwick went back to teaching.

Sirius, James, and Peter sat in detention. They all were looking at each other when they both said out loud, "Remus."