If Will Were to Present a Speech

And this is what he would say...a speech about women rights

Good day everyone, I'm the amazing shadow hunter with great hair and sense of style, you may all recognise me as Will. I'm here because I have to talk to you about...uhh neat writing, but since topic is from a boring school assignment that doesn't interest me at all; I've so nicely chosen to speak about something that will not only benefit me but also you, women rights. Since I come to understand that the council has wanted to become a little more well-liked and popular after the negative feedback you've gotten I share with you the idea of equalities for women. Let's look at an example, Charlotte here, the head of the London institute is given the respect of a cockroach because she's a female and it is not because she's useless and weak because she's not. Firstly Charlotte running a whole institute and is she failing at it? No. Does her voice tremble when she speaks for the greater good? No. Are her ideas as terrible as Gabriel Lightwoods? Most certainly not. So why is it that because she's a woman, people try to put her down and ignore her valid suggestions and comments? Ahh, only ducks would still be sitting and staring at me like I'm an angel come down to the earth..oh wait, thats everyone then. But I do understand that you would come to think...why should we care when were doing fine now without the hand of many women? Well why shouldn't you care, giving more people opportunities would mean more ideas. Although women are physically weaker than men, that does not mean they are mentally weaker. All that time you spend showing off your not-so-strong muscles they could be learning. "It had long since come to my attention that people of accomplishment rarely sit back and let things happen to them. They go out and happened to things." So really, women with all their skills and knowledge could be quite handy. Plus, I'm quite sure all shadow hunter women will be more fond of the council if you actually show respect to them...I thought you wanted to become more popular and liked.

Well thank you, sorry I cannot keep on filling you with my great points and ideas because now that I come to think of it...Im probably not supposed to be here in front of you grown-up and polite people with terrible ideas.

Goodbye ducklings.