Zodiac signs: Fun for all the signs!!!

the signs reacting to TAURUS

Aries: that fat chick? Wtf I don't care about her.
Taurus to Aries: I'm not fat, I'm pleasantly plump.

Gemini: all she does is eat chips like wtf?
Taurus to Gemini: stereotype....

Cancer: she my bae so don't call her fat you dingbats!
Taurus to Cancer: 😚

Leo: she is such a wannabee ( flips hair)
Taurus to Leo: wtf

Virgo: she's nice, I guess
Taurus to Virgo: finally something nice * looks at Aries*

Libra: she my bestie beaches!!!
Taurus to Libra: bestie but bump

Scorpio: * complete silence*
Taurus to Scorpio: *mumbles* you know u love me...

Sagittarius: She to lame lame for my cray cray.
Taurus to Sagittarius: you got the cray cray part right 🙄.

Capricorn: well-
Taurus to Capricorn: it would be better if you don't explain your needs for me in front of Cancer.

Aquarius: I still owe her a car, a house, one million dollars and a McDonald's meal.
Taurus to Aquarius: don't forget the fries or I'll murder all 23 of your dogs.

Pisces: she let me steal her pink crayon so I like her.
Taurus to Pisces: you stole my PINK CRAYON!?!!!!??????!!!!