One Direction Weight Gain One-shots

Super-Size Him (Niall- Centric)

It was Monday when I met them. It was 6 o'clock at night and I had just left my boring office job for another evening of light alcoholism with my best friend Josh. We meet up every Monday to drink away the boredom of wasting another week of our lives.

However, when we arrived this time, we had found our preferred table was taken up by four tall and intimidating men. I wanted to just let them have their table and sit somewhere else for a change, but for some reason, it seemed like Josh had something to prove.

He marched right up to one of the boys, who was tall and lanky with curly brown hair and a half unbuttoned shirt, which showed his muscular arms and chest.

"Hey, arseholes" Josh yelled, putting a meaning look onto his face when the men all turned and glared at him as if his presence alone insulted them. "Their eyes are scary but intriguing at the same time.", I thought to myself.

Josh gulped and said, quieter this time, "Could you guys move? Because my friend and I always sit here?"

The four men looked around in confusion, obviously not seeing me, until I walked up behind Josh. They then looked over me, seeming to assess me, before the black-haired man spoke up.

"The blonde kid can stay, you go." He said, staring at Josh, before looking back at me and flashing a million-dollar smile, showing his straight white teeth.

I turn to Josh and shrug before walking to an empty seat at the table, before I can sit down though the brown-haired one offers me his own seat, pulling out the chair for me to sit down, before taking a seat on my right. I was now seated in between the two brown haired boys.

I look over at Josh and he seems upset, so I make a phone symbol with my hand to tell him that I'll call him later. He nods and walks over to the bar on the other side of the pub.

I turn and face the men and ask, "So.... What're your names then."

The boy on my left reaches for my hand and kisses it before saying "Louis dear."

The boy on my right than does the same and tells me that his name is Liam.

After that, I get two more hand kisses from who I learn is Harry and Zayn.

After the introductions, Zayn says that It is time to eat, and holds up the menu. He selects chicken schnitzel with chips and gravy, Liam gets Steak and sauce with salad, Louis orders Salt and Pepper squid with tartar sauce and Harry orders Lamb Cutlets with salad, chips, and gravy.

I then order my usual pub meal, chicken nuggets, and chips. The boys look almost disappointed when I tell them their meal but don't try to dissuade me, knowing that I've been here many times before.

After a relatively short wait for the food, I begin to dig in. I eat fast, shoveling mouthfuls of chips into my mouth, and sneaking gravy off of Liam's plate to use as a sauce. Before I know it I'm finished. I then have some of the soft drink that Louis ordered for me, probably thinking that I would choke because of how fast I had eaten.

I look at the boy's plates, seeing that they were getting full already, despite barely eating half of their food. Amateurs, I thought.

"Are you guys done already?" I said in a teasing way. Harry looked at me emotionlessly, before smirking and announcing, "Well how about a bet then. If you can finish the rest of our food, then I'll give you 20 pounds." I frown at the bet, thinking that I wouldn't be able to eat so much food, even for 20 pounds.

"Make that 40," Liam says grinning at me.

"60" Zayn puts in, staring at me with his beautiful eyes.