One Direction Weight Gain One-shots

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It's another cold rainy day in London when Liam, Niall, Zayn, Louis and I are summoned to meet with not only Modest Management but also with 'Uncle' Simon Cowell as well. I shudder at having to meet everyone, assuming that One of us has done something wrong and is in major shit now.

I find my myself exiting my Range Rover after parking underground, quickly making my way to an adjacent elevator, which deposits me on the ground floor of Syco. I brush past the over excited assistant towards yet another lift, which will bring me to the important offices, including Simon's.

On the long journey upwards, I wonder to myself what this meeting could possibly be about;

Had Louis gotten another woman pregnant? 

No way!!! He's been in a secret relationship with Liam for the past 2 months, and I don't think Daddy Direction would let his Louis get away with that.

Hmmmm, what else could there be?

There has been no twitter feuds, no arrests, no scandals....

Nothing out of the ordinary, or so I thought.

My pondering was interrupted by the opening of the elevator doors, and I exit swiftly and strut like a model down the long hallway.

"Oi Harry, why are you walking so weirdly!" Says a high pitched voice...

I look to my right with a blush now glued to my face to see the other guys in various states of boredom, ranging from Niall's bouncing around like a hyper-active child, to Zayn's unconsciousness, to Liam's bizarre weightlifting of furniture and finally to Louis hating on my obviously fabulous emulation of the current assortment of interchangable runway models!!!

I try to calm myself before I slap the short out of the midget boy, so I try sitting down, on Zayn's legs no less, and breathing in and out with my eyes shut. I genuinely surprised that Zayn has managed to remain asleep throughout Louis and Niall's screaming along with Liam's grunts but I guess it's a testament to just how much he can sleep through.

I am finally in a relaxed mindset again when the door to Simon's office bursts open and we are hustled in, Zayn barely awake, to a selection of office chairs that have been placed in front of the intimidating desk of the Syco head, along with several representatives from modest, who flanked Simon on the left.

On his right flank however, is a person that I have never encountered before. I felt like an arse because the first thing I noticed about this man was his weight. He looked gigantic, his belly was  massive, and I was surprised that they were even clothes designed that big. The man probably weighed as much as me, Liam, Niall, Louis and Zayn put together.

He was wearing a tight fitting knitted sweater, and the fabric visibly strained with each breath that he took. He also wore a pair of black slacks, however a significant amount of the mans slacks were covered by his belly, which drooped down considerably.

After accidentally making eye contact with the man, I look away and wait to see what Simon has to say.

"Alright boys, I know you have no idea why you're here, so I'll just say this from the start. You are not in trouble. Okay."

I let out a visible sigh of relief, and I see Louis roll his eyes at me. Liam's suddenly grips Louis' backside, causing the Doncaster lad to gasp dramatically. Simon gives him a withering look before continuing.

"What you're really here for is an opportunity. The man on your right is a representative of an up and coming fast food conglomerate, and the conglomerate of which he represents, Genuss Foods Inc., is very interested in making the One Direction it's offical spokespersons."