Jealous Much... {Haz/Lou/Li/Zee}

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Liam's P.O.V

I hear a distinct huffing noise, and smirk, while indulging in an eclair, oozing in rich delicious chocolate. My tastebuds in heaven, I slowly lick my fingers clean, going to great lengths to show my pleasure to the audience I knew I had gathered. Moaning loudly, I grab my second chocolate treat, feeling the jealous eyes of my bandmate piercing into me.

"Liam, can you stop!"

"Stop what?" I asked, feigning innocence.

"Stop stuffing your face in front of me!!!"

I batted my eyelashes innocently, barely holding in a belch.

"But Ni Ni, I was just enjoying a tasty treat."

"Oh shove it up your fat arse." Niall yelled, his eyes darting to my rear.

Giggling I shook my butt. "This fat arse?"

Niall groaned and left the room, both hungry and sexually frustrated after my display. 

After Niall slams the door to his room, I let out a satisfying belch, and patted my midsection in content.

You're probably wondering why I'm teasing my poor Irish band mate. Well, at our last management meeting a few weeks ago Simon had finally had enough of Niall breaking his diet, so as a punishment, he wasn't allowed to eat anything considered even remotely unhealthy. But for Harry, Louis, Zayn and I on the other hand, he got rid of our diets all together. Something about a reward for keeping so fit. He trusted us to stay fit without his intervention, unlike Niall.

Niall was fuming of course, but there was nothing he could do.

And if one of your best friends, especially one known to overeat, was suddenly unable to overeat, is it not the most obvious thing to eat shit tonnes of unhealthy/delicious foods right in front of him just so he knows exactly what he's missing. I definitely thought so! And so did Haz, Lou and Zee as it turned out.

"It would be great to see how ape shit he would go" Louis thought snickering while eating a snickers bar.

"I just hope he doesn't kill us in our sleep." Harry giggled.

"Nah, he'll be too busy living vicariously through our diets." I said, grabbing the last chocolate bar, making Louis whine. I rolled my eyes and ate it quickly.

"So operation make Niall jealous and annoyed is a go, correct?" I was meet with three excited nods.

Bring in on Nialler.....

*2 Weeks Later*

"Niall!! Breakfast is ready!!" I smirked at my other bandmates as Niall bolted out of his room, smelling the delicious scent of Harry's cooking. The Irish lad plonks himself infront of a plate pilled with thick pancakes, and drizzled in rich maple syrup. I could see the drool coming out of his mouth, which made the next few minutes all the more entertaining.

Zayn clears his throat loudly, gaining Niall's attention.

"What do you think you're doing with MY breakfast??" Zayn shouted, yanking his plate from Niall's grasp and digging in hungrily, soon stuffing his face. Niall looked as though his whole world had been destroyed, which almost made me feel sorry for him.

"Wells he's the one who can never stick to a diet, so I guess he deserves a bit of torture" I thought, before grabbing my own, equally mouthwatering breakfast, and promptly tucking in.

Louis and Harry then join Zayn and I, with Niall sitting and hoping that Harry will make him his own pancakes soon.

"Oh Ni" Harry started, his mouth full of food. "I made you a nice and yummy breakfast too, its on the bench over there." Swallowing, he smiles, before stuffing his face again.

Niall, obviously not wanting to miss out on getting to eat, wanders to the bench, and almost starts crying. Because what started before him was a cold bowl of porridge, and a glass of water.

We all giggle as we stuff our faces, seeing Niall's annoyed pout. 

The Irish lad quickly finishes his boring healthy breakfast and then storms off, most likely furious at Simon forcing him to diet. I would have checked on him, but we were held up having seconds and thirds of Harry's delicious cooking.

"I could get seriously used to this." I thought, undoing my pants and leaning back in bliss.

*The Next Day*

We were at a recording studio, where the final touches were being put on out latest album. The boys and I had decided to get lunch, after an exhausting day of singing, and having to pretend to pay attention to everyone who was talking to you.

Pilling in my Jaguar F-Pace we cruise around until we find somewhere to eat, and stop, seeing a dominos pizza.

Niall of course, was only able to have a few slices of cheese pizza (we ate the rest of his pizza), with no sides, and just a drink of water. While Zayn helped himself to a large pepperoni, with garlic bread and some coke. Louis meanwhile bought a supreme and a choc lava cake, along with lemonade. Harry bought two plain Hawaiian pizzas and some Sunkist. Deciding that I had to outdo my mates, I bought A cheesy garlic pizza and a pepperoni, plus a bundle of churros and a malt thick shake with whipped cream. 

Between us we seemed to spend almost $150, while Niall only spent $10.

Making our way to a table with our arms full of food, we sit, with Niall wedged between me and Zayn, with Lou and Harry sitting opposite us, already digging in hungrily.

I start with the bundle of churros, which were warm to the touch and smelled delicious. Taking one, I dip the end into Louis' lava cake, and then take a large bite, my tastebuds being overrun with flavour.

Quickly finishing another 3 churros, I spare a quick glance at my friends, seeing Zayn already finishing his garlic bread and starting on his pizza. Something stuck out to me, and I looked closer, seeing a slight bulge in Zayns mid section.

Could it be? No way!! He's obviously just bloated. Besides, Nialls own mid section was likely rounder.

Looking over at Harry and Louis I see the two lads munching away happy. I again notice a mass on their chest, though theirs seem larger than Zayns.

Harry's jeans are looking close to bursting, and Louis' shirt is pulled tight against his bloated stomach.

It's only been a few weeks since our plan began. Maybe we should slow down a bit?

At that moment the scent of garlic crosses my mind, and all thoughts of slowing down left my mind.

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