Bad Joke

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"Regina, where the hell are you?" Emma asked and looked around.
"I'm in the closet, Miss Swan."
"Yeah, I know that, but where are you?" The blonde snickered.
"For goodness sake, Miss Swan... I'm in the closet." The regal looking woman walked out and looked a little disgruntled at the blonde.
"Congratulations." Emma chuckled and Regina quirked an eyebrow.
"Excuse me?"
"For coming out... Y'know... Out of the closet." Emma gazed at the open door and Regina looked back at the closet and then at Emma, slowly connecting the dots. A color crept up her cheeks and she stalked over to the woman with angry strides.
"That's not funny, Miss Swan!" Regina yelled and Emma laughed, quickly taking a few steps back.
"I think it's an improvement though..."
"Why is that?" Regina frowned inquiring and stood with her hands on her hips, her face only inches from Emma's.
"Because perhaps now I could ask you out on a date?~" Emma smiled nervously.
"What makes you think that I would go on a date with you?" Regina challenged the woman.
"Because... I know you've been staring at my ass since the day I came to town. And that gives me reason enough to think that perhaps you like me." Emma moved closer to the mayor this time and slowly put her hands on the woman's hips. "I'll pick you up tomorrow at 7?" She winked and Regina was stunned to silence. She tried to speak, but when she couldn't even get her thoughts together she just gave up.
"As long as it's not Granny's... And you better be on time Miss Swan."

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