Nigel was picked up by Shrez and thrown out of his swamp. Nigel flew for about 100 hours before landing in Willys "wiz erb ferm" Nig licked sum o dat spicy erb and tickled his belly button, magical pixies flew out of his belly button and caressed his knee caps. Nig enjoyed it so he took ate sum more until he ate the whole farm.
His knee caps felt so magical.
Meanwhile Wiz was gettin BlAzEd and licking sum acid pills in a bin. When Wiz finished he returned home to his ferm.
But all he could he see was a Newt with red knee caps. Nigel is that yuuu? He asked
YOOOOUS Nig replied.
WHAT THE FUK HAVE YE DOOON WITH MA FERM Wiz shouted
I ate it said Nig
Ure meant to spoke it yeeee spasticated flannel that cost me 109999089712446800875532135678 North Korean 2 pence (this word was bought to you the US governments own Mike Pence) IM very fekin angry now Nig
I AM SORRRRRRAYYY YOU BAAAAASTRD said Nig
Nig I AM GOUNG TO WHIP YEEE YUUU SALAD EATING SPONGE said Wiz
BOI DONT TRY AND WHIP ME I WILL GET TRIGGERED MY FORE NIGS WER WHIPPED IT MAK ES ME VERY ANGRY said Nig
TRY AND STOP ME NIGLET said Wiz
Nig dug undereground while Wiz got a whip
Nig soon found water so he swam away.
