Nig swam through the water underneath Willys erb ferm for 5 hours. When he reached the river it was nighttime and Wiz was nowhere to be seen. Nig let the river carry him back towards his his home (a puddle Trowbridge trading estate).
Nigel was still wearing his Lonsdale tracksuit and thought maybe he should've worn his reboks instead because they're slightly more durable.
After 1 hour more of swimming he reached his puddle. He lied down and slept for the rest of night. When he woke up it was 1:00 pm this meant he had to eat so he went into the river again to find a plant to nibble on. In the river he saw Gaz drinking some water.
HELLO GAZ MAN he said
HEWS IT GOOIN replied Gaz
FEEN HEWS BOUT YUUU said Nig
IMMA BIT SICK said Gaz
OH NEE I HOPE YE R ALRITE said Nig
Gaz lied down and started to lick his toe nails. Nig thought this was skanky so he went back home.
Gaz carried until his mouth was frothing because of all the toe nail dirt.
Gaz collapsed...
