Jay's secret book

He's going to lose

Destiny: So...Lloyd gave up, let Jay go, gave him Cole and Jay's technoblades and NOW Jay won't give Cole his back. So to round it all up, Cole is going to win and Jay isn't...

Jay: I''m so glad to have such a supportive girlfriend.

Destiny: Hey! Would you rather have an honest girlfriend or a supportive one?

Jay: Toche.

Destiny: Now, tell the world what you did this week.

Jay: Ugh. fine.

So...I had some requests from Leray77...

1) don't talk for a week.

Jay: That is so hard!!!

2) Read a math book.

Jay: Um....what are all these numbers doing in a book?

3) Follow Nya around and do whatever she does.

Jay: That was sooo awkward!!! She probably thinks I'm into her now!!

4) Start a potato garden

Jay: Lalala lada lada *Pouring water on potatos* grow my little potatos! GROW!!

5) Become a plant monster and with two potatoes in your hands run around screaming "I'M A POTATO!" Then throw potatos at random people shouting "YOUR A POTATO! WE'RE ALL POTATOS!!"

Jay: *Puts ice pack over eye*

6) Be a fish on land.

Jay: Wait...WHAT?

7) Beat yourself up and blame it on Cole.

Jay: Ow!!!

Destiny: *Sighs* I'll go get the ointment...

8) Wear sparkly pink high heels then pretend you don't know what people are talking about when they ask you about the high heels.

Jay: HOW DO GIRLS WEAR THESE THINGS???

9) Flirt with Sensei

Jay: Okay! Next time I do that, Kai does it with me!!

Sensei: What are you doing? Your supposed to be cleaning the dragon dung outside!!

10) The next time you, Cole, Kai, Zane, Lloyd, etc are training, sit in the middle of the training room and pretend to play video games.

Jay: Why does everyone stare at me so strangely? THEY SHOULD KNOW I'M NOT NORMAL!!!

11) Solve this equation-

if x= 100

and the equation is 7+x-1=y

then what does y equal?

Jay: Um....47?

12) Pretend to puke on Kai's bed.

Jay: *Holds ice pack to jaw*

13) Kiss an evil Nindroid...on the lips.

Jay: *Washes mouth out with soap* Ugh!! Nasty!!