Pirates

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(It's a warm afternoon day in Fall.  Red, brown, and golden leaves litter the ground, and the crisp scent of autumn fills the air.  The sky is clouded over, but there is no other sign of rain.  Repeating thuds can be heard, scaring some animals away.  Leaves are kicked up as a figure zooms about the spacious backyard.)

Suitcase: Shiver me timbers, the magic boat is up and running!

Nickel: Arr matey!  And it be... It be... It be a fine day to sail t'day!

Suitcase: Swab the sails! Man the deck! I mean! Swab the deck! Man the sails!!

Nickel: Aye, but ain't that your job mate?

Suitcase: I'll make you walk the plank!

Nickel: Aye aye, captain!

Baseball: Hey, don't forget who's the captain around here, mates!

Nickel: Our magic boat!  He speaks again, mates!

Suitcase: Aye! Apple juice to that!

Nickel: Yar! Ok, I really want some apple juice now...

Baseball: You're not the only one, mate.

Nickel: No really, I REALLY want some apple juice...

Suitcase: Too bad it all feel overboard in the last storm...

Nickel: :'(

Baseball: Aye, don't be sad mate!  We can always get more from the shop of wonder!

Nickel: But we're pirates!  We plunder and pilli.. Pli.... We steal stuff!

Suitcase: Watch yer self, I spy a brewing of the waters!!

Baseball: Oh no, we're being sucked in!!!

Nickel: Hold on to your hats mates, we're going in!!

Baseball: *Running around really quickly to mimic rough waters*

Suitcase: Argh!  Tis a tough one maties!

Nickel: *loses balance and falls into a pile of leaves*  Oh no!  I'm drowning! Blub blub blub!!

Suitcase: Man overboard, man overboard!!

Baseball: Looks like we're running aground mate!

Suitcase: Oh no!!  Death at sea!!

Baseball: *purposely falls into the pile of leaves*

Suitcase: Ow!

Nickel: Woah, are you okay!?

Baseball: I'M SORRY!!!!

Suitcase: I think I hit my head...*is going to cry*(Remember, they're little kids)

Baseball: I think we should get you back inside...

Nickel: Yeah, and, OH MY GOD, IT'S A BUG, GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Baseball: Hahahahahahah!!!!!! XD

Nickel: IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!!!

Suitcase: *blows it off* Nickel, it was just a leaf...

Nickel: Really?  I mean, whatever, I was just testing you guys to see if you were true friends.  But SOMEBODY*glares at Baseball* obviously didn't pass!

Baseball: Yeah, sure you were!

Nickel:  I WAS!!!!

Baseball's Mom: Kids, come inside!!  It's time for dinner!!

Suitcase:*grins* Race you!

Nickel: You're on!*runs*

Baseball: Last one there is a rotten egg!*also runs*

Suitcase: Hey, you two got a head start!!*also runs*

(All of them run inside, smiling and laughing)

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx So, how'd you like that?  I know it's short, but these are for entertainment purposes only, so expect some of them to be short.  I hope you got a good laugh outta this, see you in the next one! <3





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