(It's a lovely spring morning in the park. Eggs are hidden everywhere, in the slides, in the bushes, under the equipment, and even in plain sight. Objects are running around, trying to collect as many eggs to put in their colorful baskets as they can within 30 minutes. Squeals of joy can be heard as the little ones find eggs to add to their collection.)
Nickel: I found one!!
Baseball: How are you so good at this?
Nickel: Because I'm awesome.
Suitcase: Uh huh.
Nickel: Well it's not like you two haven't found any. Have you?
Baseball: I have some.
Suitcase: Me too!
Nickel: I don't think we have that much time left. Come on! Before the other kids take them all!
Baseball: Nickel, there has to be at least one million eggs around here!
Suitcase: How would they hide that many?
Baseball: I dunno. Magic?
Suitcase:*gasp* Maybe the Easter Bunny hid them!
Nickel: Suitcase, there is no such thing as the Easter Bunny, stop being a 5 year old!
Suitcase: B-but...I'm seven...
Baseball: Oh now look what you did Nickel, you made her cry! And you know when one of you gets sad, I get sad too!
Nickel: Ok, ok, I'm sorry! Just. Don't. Cry. Please.
Suitcase: Oh hey! I think I see an egg over there!
Baseball: Where?
Suitcase: Under the Merry-Go-Round! But I don't think I can reach them..*stretches* Uugg, nope.
Nickel:*slides under* One, Two, Three, Four, Five... How many eggs are under here!?
Baseball: Too many.
Suitcase: Pff, there's no such thing as too many eggs! Nickel, get them over here!
Nickel: I COUNT TEN! THERE ARE TEN EGGS UNDER HERE!!
Baseball: Not so loud Nickel!
Nickel: Ok, ok. Sheesh, you guys are pushy today.*pushes eggs* Can you get them?
Baseball: Yeah, thanks buddy!
Suitcase:*about to grab one*
Trophy(AARRGGHH, WHY!?): I'll take that.
Suitcase: Hey, I found it first!
Trophy: What!? So you're going to keep, what, ten eggs all to yourself? I can't believe you Suitcase, you're so selfish! And to think, I thought you were nice!
Suitcase: Oh my luggage tag, you're right! I'm sorry!
Nickel: Are you kidding me!? We're splitting these eggs up Trophy, Suitcase would never keep all of them to herself!
Baseball: Yeah Trophy, how about you go find your own eggs!
Trophy: Like I'm going to listen to a word you say, Fatty.
Baseball: I'M NOT-
Suitcase: Wait, wait, wait, wait. Uhh, how about, since we were going to split up the eggs, we each get three, and Trophy gets one?
Nickel: Fair enough.
Baseball: Sounds good to me!
Trophy: But I get one! It's not fair!
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