Why Me Lawd!!!

F*** This S***

“You know that I love you, right?” said Alexander.

Upon hearing this I could feel my heart grow anxious with anticipation. Those words were the only spoken when your partner was going to reveal something terrible to you. They stated those words, “You know that I love you, right”, as some sort of mechanism to help you brace yourself for it what it was that they were about to say. Those words were designed to remind that no matter what they reveal to you, it was important that you know their feelings for you because once they reveal the truth to you, it won’t seem like they care about you once you know what they’ve done.

“Yeah,” I said in a small voice that was barely audible.

“Well, a few weeks ago, I accidentally slept with your best friend, Nancy.”

I run off stage and scream. All I could do was cry and think about this baby that I'm carrying and how I'm going to kill the low down dirty bastard. Maury comes and

"Ask me do you still love him?"

“I say yes"

"I know it's hard for you right know but put the glass down"

"Why me Maury? You know what where is he?"

"Babe I'm SO SORRY...

"No you will be I'm pregnant with your son"

"WHAT!!! And you didn't tell me before the show?"

"You the one brought me on this damn show to embarrass me"

"No No I didn't I came to tell you that and to propose to you...

"WHAT!!!...

"Yes I wanted to do it on national TV because I wanted you to know how much I love you and to go into the marriage with no secrets."

"Awe Alex Babe I love you so much"

Maury: Now Ashley do you want to marry tis man?"

"YES ABSOULTELY YES"

We leave the building heading to the hotel, and he takes use to a strange place and he tells me to get out the car and follow him up stairs. He puts a blind fold on me and tells me not to peek I say ok. He takes the blind fold off and we are downtown the view was amazing. I see flowers everywhere we sit down and this big sign is in front of us and he tells me to look at the sign it reads: Alexander Lamont Johnson Is in love with Ashley Marie Howard! Will You Marry Me? So He is on his knees he snaps and a man with a guitar is playing our song and he asked me for his and we start to dance and I feel like I am a queen. We finally get back to the hotel. When we get there our clothes are half off he tosses me on the bed and starts licking my from head to toe and he rips my panties off and just goes deep and the way he stroking me my toes curl up and we are making hot love the room feels like it's spinning around and I roll on top and start riding and the manager knocks on the door and we stop. Alex gets up and answers the door.

"Yes sir"

"We’re having complaints from guests about a disturbance"

"I apologize sir we will "TRY" to keep it down"

"Thank you a lot"

"No Problem Sir"

I get back in the bed a start making love like gorillas

She starts to moan just right and I cum

After the hard love making we hop in the shower and go another round

 After we get out the shower we get in bed and start again and we finally stop having sex I look at the clock it's 1:30 in the morning. I turn over and look at Ash and I say we been having sex for 3 and a half hours babe.

"Damn"

"I know right we were fucking hard"

"You want to go shopping for the baby at about 12?"

"Yes"

"Oh by the way we got to start planning the wedding and let everyone know were getting married and having a son"

“Babe I love you so much"

“I LOVE YOU TOO!!!"

Ash gets out the bed and I look and see the reason I feel in love with her any ways

."Hey bae when do you want to head home?"

“Today Thursday right?"

"Yea"

"We can leave Friday night"

I get back in bed and lay next to him and I hear his heart beat and I realize it matches mine. So we fall asleep and I wake up he's not next to me but there's a note saying I ran to get some food There's a note saying " Ran to get food for you and the baby be back in a little bit. So I get up and put on my panties and bra and shorts. I get in the bathroom brush my teeth and wash my face then, Alex walks in and comes in the bathroom and kisses me and says good morning sunshine. I thought you would still be sleep. I just woke up two minutes ago. I’ll be ready in ten minutes to go shopping for the baby.

The way her body glistens in the light her smile her personality the way talks to me her ass her boobs. She's such an amazing woman sometimes I think I don't deserve a woman like her...

''Bae I'm ready."

"...oh ok let's go hun"

"So we walk down the hall and get to the car she opens her door and sees a cute adorable puppy and a card that says I am sorry for the way thing went down and I love you with all my heart." She sheds tears and we make out and head for the mall. We get in the mall and I have my new puppy and I finally thought of a name Bentley. I see this adorable onesie that says "Mommies rule Daddies drools. Alex didn't like it and tried to put it back twice but we ended up getting it.  After three hours of shopping we head for the airport to get the tickets for tomorrow night. We get to the airport and get the tickets and we head to the hotel I tell her I have another surprise for her. I tell her we are going to see "Ride Along" she starts kissing me and saying thank you.

"Alex!"

"Yes"

"The dog we forgot to get food"

"I already did it's in the bag next to the door"

"Oh ok" "hey Bae I was wondering did you want to name the baby after you"

"Hell yes he is my first born boy why wouldn't I name him after me that's just crazy"

" lol I just wanted your approval...

"Even if you didn't ask there was no way he was leaving the hospital without my name lol"

"Ok" when do we leave?

"At 9:00"

"We get dressed"

"We head for the car I head back to the room I left my wallet on the table I come back and this guy is flirting with her I walk up and dude is rude so I say this is my fiancé. he don't care tells me to move and let a real man step in and I popped him real hard in the jaw he started bleeding he gets up and fights back I toss him on the ground put a knife to his thought and tell him stay on the fucking ground or die you son of a bitch. We get in the car and drive off to the movies. We have a good time and we're heading out the lobby and go to buffalo wild wings she is so happy about everything. After dinner we go to the hotel and start to pack and when I head to the car the guy is outside he doesn't know who the fuck I am. I beat the shit out him and leave.