Chanbara is the only option (the story behind Reptilia Squad Multiplayer)

Part I

Among all the brothels in the district of Bangunza, the old western area of Rio de Janeiro, one of the most famous is the Lair of the Dragon.

Located in the neighborhood of Jacarepaguá, the twenty-story building occupies an area of thirty-two square miles, not far away from the so-called Dragon Monument.

The owner of the brothel is Rachel Reuzenteju.

She's an enormous, heavily muscled tegu, a Tupinambis teguixin.

Being about twelve feet-tall, Rachel is ludicrously powerful and, also, enormously truculent.

Curiously or not, she's obviously stronger than Lenin himself, who recently turned lower A-Class.

The 'weakest' lizards in the vicinity are all upper B-Class, and their overall capabilities are far beyond any human beings'.

Lenin was upper B-Class for two decades, approximately, having turned A-Class just recently.

Together with Rachel at the bedroom, the albino Komodo dragon is watching the news.

"Heroes of Rio de Janeiro again?" asked Lenin.

"Once again they are attacking the district." answered Rachel. "The episode of last night was the third attack in a week..."

"Nonetheless the attacks ended in failure." commented Lenin.

"I think so..." commented Rachel. "They hope to terminate us by any means and, not surprisingly, at all costs."

"They always tried to do so, again and again, only to fail miserably as always." commented Lenin. "Just another déjà vu..."

"Failure will be always their only option, as demonstrated by countless motherfuckers who ended up beheaded, dismembered, eviscerated, exploded, impaled or otherwise obliterated." explained Rachel.

"No matter how many Heroes of Rio de Janeiro fight me altogether, I'll curb stomp the crap out of them." declared Lenin.

"Lenin, my sweetheart, are you claiming the assignment for yourself?" asked Rachel.

"I'll give the Heroes of Rio de Janeiro another reason to fear." answered Lenin.

Subsequently, the albino Komodo dragon follows the tegu to an another chamber, where their weapons are packed.

"No matter if the enemies are all armed with assault rifles, light machineguns, heavy machineguns, sniper rifles, grenade launchers or even rocket launchers, they'll never thrive." declared Lenin.

"Lenin, my dear, did you forget their bladed weapons?" asked Rachel.

"Their bladed weapons are no match for ours..." chuckled Lenin.

"That's true... Even their best bladed weapons aren't unbreakable at all..." chuckled Rachel.

"Even if they are wielding each one a dadao ou zhanmadao, which do as much damage as a dotanuki, nodachi, zanbato or zweihänder, their blades are still vulnerable to ours..." compared Lenin.

"Their bladed weapons are essentially machetes, ninjato, uchigatana, yanmaodao, liuyedao, niuweidao and, occasionally, katana." commented Rachel.

"Attacks of opportunity are the best way to explore their weakness." explained Lenin" "As I recently turned A-class, I became even more likely to perform such maneuvers, frequently butchering the crap of the enemies."

"Even when you were B-class, the achievements of your physical attributes weren't few, as clearly seen during the battle of Rio de Janeiro." remembered Rachel.

"Formerly as an upper B-class, I had Lethality 65, while as a lower A-class my Lethality equals 70." remembered Lenin.

"Undoubtedly." confirmed Rachel.

"Despite the enemies wear cybernetic exoskeletons, which emulate a Lethality 80 by the arithmetic mean of the physical attributes, they aren't as powerful as supposed to be. They are upper C-class at most." explained Lenin.

"Despite their cybernetic exoskeletons are capable of withstanding gunfire to a certain threshold, they cannot resist our sheer physical strength as supposed to do, and our melee weapons are tremendously good at exploring that weakness." highlighted Rachel.

"Absolutely true..." chuckled Lenin.