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Unknown: MOM!!! I CANT FIND MY UNDERWEAR!! IM LITERALLY RUNNING AROUND THE HOUSE NAKED!!!

Sage: hahahahaha dude, I'm so not your mom

Unknown: oh god, oh god, oh god. Okay, let's just forget this ever happened

Unknown: and i'm totally not naked...

Sage: sure you're not, kid 😉

Unknown: please tell me you're not a girl...

Sage: oh but I am

Unknown: okay...I'm going to go drink some bleach now. Goodbye

Sage: wait, little naked boy!!! You're literally the only person who texts me back :(((

Unknown: lol, I can definitely relate.

Unknown: okay, well, I'm going to put some clothes on...and text you back when I do?

Sage: sounds good to me :)

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