Dear Future Wife.

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Dear Future Wife,
I hope you know how to cook
Because I'm all about good food.
Start measuring how nice you look
Because you must look pretty good...

Hope your character is not as bad as pornography
But rather it should be as good as pizza
Because I want us to forever be happy
When I finally become your Mister...

I hope you're gonna be loyal
Because it's too late for heartbreaks
You also need to learn how to bake stuff
Because I've fallen in love with Red Velvet Cakes!

I'm not saying I'm close to being intellectual
But you must be just like I am...
I want you to be strong and resilient
Kinda like a Giant Sea Clam...

Your relationship with children must be 100 percent
Because I can already envisage a full house
I don't want any Mother-Child frenzy
By the time I become your full spouse...

You must respect my parents verdicts
Because they're the second reason I exist,
And before you start wondering
They are, because God is first on the list...

You must at least be a little humorous
There's no life without laughter
Add jokes and spice to your life from time to time
And we'll have fun happily ever after...

Dear Future Wife,
You also have to fear God...
Because I'm raising a Christian family
Bound by The Lord's strong Cord!

This is for my Future wife! Explicit Content, do not open... Well I guess you've already done that...                                      
                                                                 
  -Mars...








Hmm, this is for my future wife...you know yourself... I designed this piece just for you. I hope you love it because I love you.

For the rest of y'all readers, i hope you enjoyed this piece. You could use it for things if you like. Just ask me first. Haha!

I love you guys. Don't forget to vote and comment on it afterwards. See y'all in 'The Third Tiered'. Its coming out tomorrow.

Bye!

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