• emon; what do you mean?

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simon; eth, i think i've lost my house key again.

eth; what d'you mean you've lost your house key?

simon; oh my gosh, can you be serious here?

eth; i am being serious...

simon; no you're not.

eth; what do you mean i'm not being serious?

simon; i'm going to hurt you.

eth; i'm sorry baby, i'm coming to open the door since i have two copies of your house key.

simon; you what?

eth; i have two copies, you have one under the mat remember?

simon; oh yeah... fuck sake

simon; can you come over anyways?

ethan; yes babe.

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