Behind the Masterful Mind of a Fellow Wattpadian

Burning Napalm Mucous

So currently I'm sick.
But it's the kind of sick where every time you walk your vision goes black and your body is so hot all the time it feels like you were just molotoved by Lionmouse.

Also my nasal passages have been dammed by trumps impenetrable wall this whole time so i've been reduced to a neanderthal mouth breather. Great.

A couple of minutes ago my nose cleared up, but now every time I breath it feels like I am inhaling ashes straight from mount Vesuvius. I guess it's because there is now a lack of mucous and my nostrils aren't coated properly? That's disgusting and very, very painful.

I wish I had some sort of nasal spray or something to stop this suffering, but unfortunately I don't have access to that.

Also anytime I think of spraying something up my nose, sick or not, I visibly cringe. When will the fires of my nose burn out?! No one knows.