The screen turns on, the battery seems to be fully charged, in front of the camera is Scorpio with her hair all in tangles and dark circles under her eyes, she seems tired. There are some blankets near Scorpio.
Scorpio: Hi everyone, today me and Taurus are gonna introduce everyone else and then, Aries is forcing us to go to the gym.
Taurus (Muffled): I thought you liked gym?
This question comes from a pile of blankets, out of which a tail can be seen.
Scorpio jumps a bit, she didn't notice Taurus was here and then answers her question.
Scorpio: I hate gym, the only thing I like to do is ride my bike or exercise a little, not like how Aries does it.
Taurus/blanket pile shifts a bit and lets out a big yawn, then settles back down.
Taurus (still muffled): That makes sense. You sound tired, you should come sleep...... I'm tired.
Scorpio: No, we have to introduce the other people, anyways here comes Leo, I asked everyone to wait outside the door so we don't wake Aries up and so we don't get more laps then we need to.
Leo walks in, he has brown hair with gold eyes, and he has a pony tail in the back.
Leo: What the hell, I am tired, why must we get u- No, not today, please tell me Aries doesn't have us do any gym today.
Taurus (just assume she's muffled 'till stated otherwise.): Okay, I won't.
Scorpio: Leo introduce yourself, this must be quick!
Leo: ok, I am creative and I am prideful, now I will tell Virgo to go inside *yawns* I am gonna go back to bed.
Virgo walks in, she has purple hair and green eyes, she has spots of paint on the right side of her face.
Virgo: Hi, I am Virgo, I like to paint, and I like to be successful, now that we are done with this, I am going back to painting, I will get Libra.
Libra walks in, he has black hair with two streaks of yellow that appear to have been dyed into it. He also has a tattoo of a scale on both of his arms.
Libra: Did I hear someone say my name? Ugh, wait, is today a gym day?
Scorpio: Yes, why?
Libra: I get to see all the ladies work out today, sweet....
Scorpio: Ok, get out Libra, you have said enough about yourself, goodbye
Libra: fine *kisses Scorpio on the cheek and then runs away*
Scorpio's face is red from anger and she seems to be seething.
Scorpio: Anyways, I am the next oldest and after me there is only 2, Sagittarius and Capricorn
Sagittarius walks in with a aggravated look on her face, her hair is green and she has an arrow tattoo on her left cheek.
Sagittarius: The hell do you want, I know today is gym day and that on it's own is pissing me off, so all I will do in introduce myself and then get the hell back to my bed, got it?
Scorpio: fine *mumbles* asshole
Sagittarius: I am cold, insensitive, and if you come to me with a problem I won't know what to do to help you stupid people out, goodbye now weirdos.
Scorpio: The last one is Capricorn who should be coming in now.
Capricorn comes in, he has small goat horns on his head and he has a small bit of hair on his chin.
Capricorn: Hi Scorpio and Taurus
Scorpio and Taurus: Hi Capri
Capricorn: I am straightforward and I am stubborn. I am gonna go get some sleep befor-
Aries comes in with a huge smile on his face and behind him are the annoyed looking people from before.
Aries: EVERYONE, IT'S GYM DAY!!!!!!
Everyone: Oh fuck no
Taurus: NOOOOOO I REFUSE TO EXERCISE IT'S SIX IN THE FRIGGIN MORNING GO AWAY ARIES!!!!!
Taurus is dragged by Aries by the horns into the backyard, the camera is carried by Scorpio and the temperature is about 20 degrees, (A/N Muffin: Fahrenheit) at least that's what Scorpio says.
Gemini: Aries, can we be together PLEASE???
Aries: No, not now and not ever will I allow you to have an advantage compared to everyone else.
Taurus: ARIES LET GO OF ME I SWEAR TO STARFORCE-
Taurus is dropped to the ground and cut off while the camera is put where you can see everyone getting ready to run and hating everything.
Aries: Ok everyone, we are doing 132 laps today, to make it easy, I will start you at 10, now....GO GO GO!!!!
(A/N Muffin: Something very similar happened to us in gym IRL, expt there wa more diversity in exercises, but just as torturous! Not fun.)
Everyone: *Groans*
Everyone runs until the laps are somewhere around 120, by this point Scorpio's hands have turned purple and her face red.
Taurus had quit around 35 to go nap on the sidelines. Gemini, Sagittarius, and Pisces quit at about 110 laps. Libra gets tired too, but he keeps going to be a pervert and to run with all the ladies.
Scorpio: I-I think I'm gonna f- *Scorpio faints from exhaustion*
Everyone stops and they look at Scorpio, nobody moves for a moment until Taurus gets up.
Taurus: I heard the scream of a Scorpio, every time a Scorpio faints, a Taurus will hear it!
Everyone stares at her for a second before deciding that it was one of those things you just ignore, and started to argue about what to do.
Aries: Alright everyone, continue doing the laps!
Taurus: I'm just gunna take her then......?
Aries: Taurus, you and Scorpio are excused, ONLY BECAUSE Scorpio didn't tell me she was sick and you are kinda the nurse person, now, CONTINUE YOUR LAPS MAGGOTS!
All the signs look at each other and think about how to get out of this until Ginni gets out a purple marker and draws on everyone behind Aries' back.
Aries: God Damn it, are you all sick? To the clinic, all of you!
The camera is moved by Capricorn to the next room, where Taurus can be seen piling blankets and heat pads onto a unconscious Scorpio, who's hooked up to a heart monitor. All the signs look at them and sigh as they will never understand them. Aries looks at his hand and gasps at the sight of it turning a little purple, almost lavender colored. He heads over to the sink in the bathroom and uses warm water which helps his hand get back to normal. He then gets a bucket of water and pours it on Scorpio's hand, but Scorpio is still purple. He does the same thing with the other signs to see that the purple is coming off, he frowns.
Aries: Everyone, WHY DID YOU TRICK ME?
Everyone (but Scorpio and Taurus): UH...... GENNI DID IT!!!
Gemini has already left to their room after Aries asked/screamed the question. All the signs look in fear for Gemini, but they found nothing. They headed up to their rooms in a flash as Aries facepalms and shakes his head in frustration.
Meanwhile, Taurus takes notice of the camera.
Taurus: Well, it seems like we're all busy, or hiding......
Vague screaming can be heard in the background, somewhere upstairs maybe.....?
Taurus: Well I guess that's it for today, so please suggest things for us to tell you about, or us to do! Bye, and please remember to like!
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Zodiac Adventures!!!!
HumorAdventures with all the Zodiac Signs, mostly based on real events, sometimes they aren't, only you guess whether it is true or not, anyways have fun reading!