Once upon a time there was a pig named John. John is very lonely. John's friends like to go have fun and leave John cleaning up the mud from the barn. You see the peacocks don't like mud and the cantaloupes don't like it when the peacocks are mad. So John, poor John, is forced to clean the mud that his friends tracked in the peacocks territory.
John only had one true friend His name was Francisco. He was a monkey. But the rinocorns ate him so John is now lonely again. John needs help to clean the barn.
"Excuse me Mr. Elephant Sir. Would you be so kind and help me clean the mud from the barn?" John asked.
The elephant just walked away. The elephant could not understand a single thing John said to him because he could not speak pig.
"Excuse me Ms Giraffe Ma'am. Would you be so kind and help me clean the barn?" John asked the strongest Giraffe he could find.
This giraffe could speak pig but she told John, "I am sorry but I can not. I am too tall to fit in the barn."
"Oh it's okay. I will just clean the barn myself." John said.
John walked away passing the elephant, the peacocks, and cantaloupes on the way. Since no one helped John he made a plan. John is going to poison the elephant and the giraffe's water and then blow up the barn.
John poisoned the elephant and giraffe's water and the he blew up the barn.
Chapter 1 -Why John blew up the barn.
*Authors Note~~~~
So I first titled this Chapter Why John blew up the school. I was thinking of Heathers and Im really tired. I had to change it. The title is actually....as you can see....Why John Blew Up The Barn. Okay byeeeee.
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The Story Of John
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