Me: *playing with my foxy plush*
Baby(my dog): *growls at foxy*
Me: oh shuddup you big bully,
Baby: *takes foxy out of my hands and runs*
Me: BABY NOO, COME BACK AND GIVE MEH FOXY!!!
Baby: *Runs even faster*
Me: *Runs faster but trips and falls*
Baby: *Runs up to Mim and gives her foxy*
Mim: *takes foxy from her* oh hey Maddie, I'm guessing you want this Back, right?
Me: Oh yes please give it back to me great and powerful Mad Madam Mim!
Mim: Okay, here you go *throws foxy at your face and makes sure his nose hits my eye*
Me: *Triggered* WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE MEH TODAY?!?!
