Chapter 1 : The beginning

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It all started in a rundown McDonald shack Dion Allester an employee at the fast food chain restraunt was giving birth to 12 babies the first one came out sassy and slapped her in the cheek. The second came out three seconds later and was extremely awkward and stared at Dion with uncertain eyes the other ten were all boys and were incredibly stupid. All of Dion's children were white until an Asian woman came up to her  and threw her new born to dion. The Asian baby fell to the floor and landed in the pit of greasy fries. Dion decided to name the little Wong tong Pitney. Because Dion was lazy she let the other employees name her other ten children. Morty named the ten boys Zike, Pike, Brock, Smoch, Furd, Alez, Drok, Vike, Semo and Tresper. Esma name the other two girls she named the very first born child Whitney and the second born Britney. - Five months later - Dion talking to little Whitney : "oh my gosh do you even know what a pain in the ass you are?" *grunt squeak* "its been five goddamn months and you are still as clingy as you were when you were a new born!" "you know what?! I cant provide for all of you im disowning each and every one of you and becoming a stripper!'' Dion packed her zebra thongs and left the abandoned apartment. The next day police showed up due to the neighbor calling about a noise complaint the 13 children were dropped off at an orphanage and eventually grew up to the age of 19. After that the uneducated teenagers went off to start a career. While the ten boys did not communicate with the others Whitney, Britney and Pitney all were tight. By tight i mean Pitney stealing Whitney's clothes, Britney using Whitney's money And Whitney stealing all of Britney's boy friends -END OF CHAPTER ONE NEXT CHAPTER SCOTT ARRIVES-

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