Whitney, Britney and Pitney

Chapter 20 the escape

(Whitney) I can't believe I'm here I didn't even do the crime
(Officer)
(Whitney) hello? I know your awake you asshole!
(Officer) listen I don't talk to prisoners
(Whitney) I'm not a prisoner!
(Officer) that's what they all say!
(Whitney) but-
(officer) no buts.
(Shania) except for this one!

The ratchet girl from the hood started twerking and swearing.
(Shania) AWW YAAA BITCH WATCH THIS ASS!
(Whitney) um ok...
(Shania) are you a noobie?
(Whitney) like am I new here?
(Shania) yea bish!
(Whitney) ya I'm new... but I didn't do the crime. So I will be out soon.
(Shania) you think that you will be out?!
(Whitney) ya why?
(Shania) once you arrive you don't leave. See that white ass bitch over there.
(Whitney) ya...what about her
(Shania) what about her? She's been here for over 40 years! Age 16 started age 56 still here!
(Whitney) ... that won't happen to me anyway.
(Shania) ya well you probably should get-
(Officer) sorry to break up your conversation but I noticed you have visitors.
(Shania) me?
(Officer) ya you!

An older woman and her little daughter walked in. The woman had long thick brown hair and the little girl had two braids going all the way to her waist.

(Shania) aye mama wassup
(Biz) hey Shania came to check on ya
(Shania) ya thanks...mama how's dad?
(Biz) he's not doing well but he's not doing terrible, there's been a problem at work...
(Shania) what do you mean...?

The little girl then blurted out:
(Nannie) daddys in the hospital!
(Shania) what?!
(Biz) your father had a heart attack...
(Shania) you said he wasn't doing well but not terrible that's even worse then terrible!

For the rest of the afternoon Shania was quiet she sat on the hard concrete floor and did not talk nor twerk. Then Whitney thought for a second.

(Whitney) *whispering* hey Shania
(Shania) *depressed voice* ya? What?
(Whitney) I know how you can get out!
(Shania) how?
(Whitney) hurt yourself they will bring you to the hospital! Where you can see you dad.

Shania badly wanted to see her dad so she got up and slammed her head in to the wall. Soon the officer came over. After about 30 minutes Shania was at the hospital but while the officer was focusing on Shania Whitney was escaping. She went through the air ducts at the top of the cell and came out from the vents right in the lounge room. after that she went to the gates where the cop cars come in and highjacked a cop car.
(Whitney) was it the red wire with the green one? Crap I can't remember!!!!
Whitney finally found out which wires went where and started driving.
(Whitney) omg I can't believe I'm out!! Ok only one more door way then I'm out for good!!

Whitney got out the car and sprinted to the woods.

(Whitney) omg omg omfg I can't believe I escaped prison!!
(Britney) OMG whitney?
(Whitney) Britney?! What are you doing here!
(Britney) I was gunna help you escape but need mind oh and btw I got you some Starbucks!
(Whitney) omg classic Britney! Have you seen Scott?
(Britney) ya I can't believe he survived! He's so brave!
(Whitney) what?! He's the one who put you in jail!
(Britney) no that was Zack.
(Whitney) NO that was Scott!!
(Britney) well damn ok suit yourself
(Whitney) the cops will be looking for me soon! I have to book a plane!
(Britney) get in the car we are going to Paris!
(Whitney) Paris? Why not Hawaii?
(Britney) how bout... London!
(Whitney) well ok fine!
-End of chapter 20-
Next chapter settling in London