James Steel and Jack Iron Knuckles in Mecha Dragon Ninja Hitler

James Steel & Jack Iron Knuckles Battlefield Badasses

Deep in the cold frigid land of Russia there were two badasses with superpowered hyper crotch lazer rifles for dicks. One of these two fun men was James Steel the buff jacked ass dude with the hair of a majestic shirtless lion on mega steroids. The other was Jack Iron Knuckles a ripped ass dude with the tits of a greek goddess. There is a single mountain in the middle of an open field where there is an epic lazer gun battle between tho solviots and the americans and on top of this mountain was a kung-fu dojo where Xenu the leader of the Galactic Space Confederacy and his bff Bobo the lazer space dinosaur were talking about a top secret mission they would have to go on to save the universe. All of a sudden out of a tank cannon the two badasses of the battlefield James Steel and Jack Iron Knuckles were shot out of a cannon holding american flags. Then James Steel landed on a solviot soldier then the soldier exploded and James said "get off my plane". Jack Iron Knuckles landed jumped then did five back flips and kicked a soldier's head into the sun then Jack said "It's just been revoked". The two of them met in the middle of the battlefield then they slapped each other's asses and James said "lets kill these goddamn commies bro!" Jack replied "fuck yeah bro don't forget your shades bro" then the sky turned neon they took a shot of g-fuel and said at the same time "lets end this" they both repeatedly shouted bro as they ran into the heat of battle. Both of them jumped into an oncoming herd of communists and used their sick ass kung-fu to kick russian ass. When all of the russians were defeated they stood arms crossed back to back wearing shades with the backdrop of a neon pink, purple, and black sky. "God bless the U.S.A."thay both said.