I laugh at you

The blonde to my backpack

I don't mean to offend blondes or anything it's just a joke. please don't be offended.
=============================there were 4 people on a plane the Captain, a priest, a blonde and a 8 year old girl. The plane was going to crash and there were only 3 parachutes. the Captain and the blonde went first so that left the kid and the priest with the last parachute. "Please my child you take the parachute I am old and you are young, you have much to live for." said the priest. "No it's okay.." the priest was startled by her response. "The blonde took my backpack!!!"