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( if your Irish please don't be offended) An Irish man came home from a bar one night, he was drunk so he couldn't walk strait. when he was walking up the stairs he had fallen as to make things worse he had two beer bottles in his back pockets. the glass had broke. he took off his pants and went to get the first aid kit. he looked in the mirror and put a bandage where ever he saw was bleeding. then he went to bed. in the morning his wife woke him up and said "Were you drunk last night!?" and he lied "of course not why would you say that!?"
Well this is how she found out... "Well the fact the your eyes are blood shot red, your pants and glass is on the floor but most of all there are bandages on the mirror..."
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