Terrible Twos Tony Stark

5. Mini Tonys

Zayden pov

We walk in the room and they slowly stop talking as they acknowledged our presences. Tony stood and cleared his throat.

"I take it Jarvis helped you find your way?" Tony asked as my eyes zeroed in onto the cake they had on the table. I nudge Aiden and nod at the cake. "Is that ours?" Aiden asked and I licked my lips.

Tony and his team looked at each other then the cake. He looked back at us and shrugged. "You can have some."

Me and Aiden rush to the table. We cut ourselves a decent size cake and seeing the only empty chair I sit with a smirk. Aiden looks around the table and glares. "Fine. Take the seat. Like a bitch." he says as he stands next to me. "Language!" Captain America snaps catching out attention.

We stare at him blankly for a moment before Aiden clears his throat. He starts humming a tune and I smile. "Who’s strong and brave, here to save the American way?"I sing along with the tune.

Everyone but Steve started laughing, he simply blushed in embarrassment. "C'mon, Zay, dont give the capsicle a hard time. I mean he is the man who socked ole hitler in the jaw." Aiden says to me in mock disapproval.

Tony laughed harder and Bruce shakes his head with a small smile. "They are your sons, man of iron." Thor stats with a laugh.  "Don't insult us like that. Buut are you really the mythical Thor? Can I hold your hammer?" I ask quickly and Aiden cuts me off.

"No, you dont get to because your an ass. With horrible taste, obviously getting crattled by the Hulk would be better then holding a fucking hammer." Aiden interrupted before Cap could reply. "How is being carried by the Hulk cooler then holding Thors hammer?" I ask my brother and he rolls his eyes.

"Simply because he shouldn't exist." Aiden replies easily and I shake my head. "Under that assumption, Thor is just as cool."

"Not exactly because Hulk was a happy accident by gamma radiation that causes him to change from for protection and strength.  Also, hes fucking green. Like the jolley green giant with awesome smashing ablities. Plus, remember when you were 8 and you wanted to be green?" Aiden rambles and I laugh. "Just like how you wanted to be a chocolate chip cookie but I dont see Cookie man here to protect us with his delicious chocolate chips." I tell him sarcastically and he glares. "Cookie man is a better hero then you could be!" Aiden yells.

"Oh I'm so scared of his chocolatey powers. But Im just saying, Thors cooler because he cant ever be replicated, unlike the Hulk." I cut into my piece of cake happily, feeling my point proven.  "Actually he cant be replicated, people have tried and failed." Tony spoke up and Aiden stared at me with an I told you so look.

"You guys like us?" Tony asked us.  "Kinda? I mean you being a part of it made it a hard sell." Aiden says. "Yeah we just never liked Iron man or Hawke eye." I add on.

Tony makes a noise and Clint looks up. "Hey! What I do?" he asks sounding offended. "Well Tony is Tony and you shoot arrows." I tell them and Aiden chuckles. "Fucking arrows." Aiden mumbles.

"Whats wrong with arrows?" Clint asks, pouting. "Who cant use arrows? I could train for a month and do what you do. Its not like you can be a spy ever again." Aiden says.

"Then why aren't I on that list?" Natasha speaks up and we meet eyes. I squeak under her intense gaze and look at Aiden.  "Youre scary and hot." I shrug. "And you hold your own pretty well. Plus you gave me the most confusing boner in my life." Aiden adds and I nod in agreement.

"Whats wrong with me?" Tony asked and we meet eyes with each other. "We don't want to answer that."

"Its a safe space, you can speak up." Bruce smiles patiently at us. "Other the fact that we havent seen you in 2 years?" Aiden starts and I nod. "You always embarrassed us at our birthday parties, you never came to any of our awards or help until now, you were barely around." I continue.

"If you were around you were drunk, like beyond drunk." Aiden nods huming. "There's more but we don't feel like getting into it. Hangovers are a bitch."

"You're not supposed to get hangovers you're underaged. Under my roof, theres no-"

"Look, we just came down to tell you we dont care about your rules. We'll just stay out of the house, and out of your way. We'd prefer to keep to ourselves." I nod at my twin and we stand, Aiden biting into his cake as we walk back to the elevator.

"Thanks for the cake." My brother throws over his shoulder. "Pig." I joke, smirking at him as we walk. "It's good, not my fault you dont eat when your mad."

"Im not mad."

Aiden glances at me as we walk into the elevator. "Tony always makes you angry." He takes another bite of his cake. "And your saying he doesn't piss you off?"

Aiden blinks, a smale frown on his face. "Whats the point of getting upset about it anymore?"