Dear, My Stupid Dumb Diary. Just so you know, I DONT want you. In fact I'm only writing in you because I didn't get that iPod that I've been hinting mom to get me. So there. I hate you, but I'm still writing. Ya im one of those chicks.
I'm Thereesa Elizabeth McGillicudy. Too long for you? My friends call me Reese. And if your reading my Diary, your NOT my friend, you might even be a Irish Canadian blondwad. But I guess we'll never know. If your NOT an Irish-Canadian blondwad, *cough cough* Brigitte, I'm talking about you, then your more then welcome to read my Stupid Dumb Diary.
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So let me start off from the beginning, I'm Reese, my besties are Sophie and Dominique. They are amazing friends. Now let's get to my enemies let's see. Brigitte, and her stupid gold-digging, using-to-be-popular friends. She's a Canadian immigrant so she's all...Canadian. and stuff. Did I mention that she's PERFECT. And she lives to make me miserable. Underneath those golden locks, is a scary world. Anyway, enough chitting about me and Brigitte, let's get on with it.
( I WOULD HAVE VISUAL AIDS, IF WATTPAD WASNT AS STUPID AS MY STUPID DUMB DIARY)
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