It be a good day to ran away, so i did. My parrots do not understand me when I say I have self diagnosed aids and gay. I live in sewer now, I must forrage for food when one one day was forriging I came across man with pickle!
"Im love pickle can I have picture" I says . Man looks at me smile and say,
"wow you know me?!"
"No I know pickle!" I scream pointing at small green cylindrical food.
"Oh" he say dismay. He make sad face and tears fill hi blue orbs. Blue like the gems my son found in the backyard. I take picture with man pickle and lick pickle.
"I hungry so sorry" I say to face of pickle.
"Are you talking to the pickle?"
"Yeper deper" I exclaimed. I stand up and see he be my favorite character Naruto! Im fell in love with his nut eyes immediately.
"I does know u!" I exclaimated!
"Really?" he smilez
"Yes! you is Naruto. My favorite animal"
"Do you mean anime?"
"No." I say anry
"Okay. But actually my name is Idubbbz but you can call me Ian!" He winkz with flashing pearls
"Cool nicer to meet you Iandupes" I be say
"Well actually it's-" He interjects
"RIGHT it Naruto, I forget!" I screech
"Are you retarded?" Naruto axes
"Yes actually, mesa has aids, gay, and el autismo" I ejaculated
"Perfect! Come meet my friends, you'll fit in very well!" he says me. I follow him for pickle maybe there be more where he from. He bring me to different part of sewer and I hear voices.
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"Do me has split personality too? I need put that in tumblr bio!" I hoot. (I say hoot because I am owl otherkin).
"Uh no that's just my friends Max and George" He ejaculates again whule winckz. I frown in unhappy because no split personality. A veluptious woman appears from the depths of the sewer, her luscious hair flowing in the light shit smelling wind. She was scandalously clad in a sexy maid costume that accentuated her curves and bobbies.
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"OI CUNT" She said sweetly in a manly raspy voice. He not be around here becase she sound funny like british.
"is you british" I enqueerd.
"NO YOU FUCKING RETARD IM FROM AUSTRALIA M8" she says shrieks beautifully
"You is blissful woman!" i caress me words like a beautiful bobbie
"OI IM A FUCKIN BLOKE YA CUNT" she whispers in the wind.
"Sorry ma'am for misgendering you, I am also gender fluid, you are valid" I sooth
"IM NOT GENDER FLUID YA FUCKING CUNT. YOU PEOPLE AREN'T HUMAN. IAN WHO IS THIS"
It be then i hear loud rasp voice coming from under hte water. He rise up. He screeched autistically into the air and it echoed through the sewer like the gust of a thousand winds. He'm wearing cool aksessories such as a cool piolet hat and children's shads. He must be pielet! I so smart for figure it out!
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"Helo mister polet!" I screech. "Thank u for ur service protecting this countrey!"
He look at Iandupes in inquizationing way. "Is she fucking retarded?" He asking.
"I think so..." He explainated to him "This is Frank by the way he's not a pilot he just dresses like a faggot" says the Naruto dupes. He lok at me n winx.
"Wow u so sexy naruto" yep me writes on sewer wall with pikle. The sexy naturo and peoilet and waitress lock at each other.
"ARE WE GONNA BE FUCKING TARD WRANGLERS NOW IAN YOU SLUT?" the princesss watress say.
"Well we need a tard for our videos now that fat cunt is dead and stuffed in Max's walls" Iandupes make known.
"Fine but if she bites me I'm putting her down." space piolet retorts.
