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My brother has been taking Spanish for two years now and he just hopped into my room at 1 in the morning with a flash light and he was wrapped in a tan sleeping bag claiming "YO SOY ELBURRITO DE DIOS. Inclinarsre ante ME YOU ASQUEROSO AMERICAN DILDO." AND THEN HE JUST HOPPED OUT AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS HAPPENING

UPDATE: I JUST LOOKED IT UP AND IT MEANS "I AM THE BURRITO GOD. BOW DOWN TO ME YOU FILTHY AMERICAN DILDO." AND I THINK IM DYING

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