Daily Problem Of A High-School Student: Project Vongola

Daily Problem Of a High School Student: Project Vongola

Hey! You! Yes, you! The one with the stupid face who dared to touch my awesome "obra maestra", my awesome masterpiece. Before you rudely ignore and stupidly flip this to another page. I want you (Yes, I'm commanding you, maggot. Got a problem?) to answer these following questions honestly. Noted: HONESTLY, understand? I mean it, you shithead.

So here's my awesome questions...

☫ Who the fuck are you? Huh?! *menacing glare*

(Comment your goddamn name, you fucking shithead)

☫ Why did you dare to touch my awesome "obra maestra"? Huh?! Are you here to destroy me?! Huh?! Nice try, kiddo.

(Comment your fucking reason, maggot. A reasonable one)

☫ Do you find me "Awesome"? If not then go and fucking kill yourself already, you stupid maggot-shithead!

(Comment that I'm awesome or you'll meet hell)

☫ Do you support BL or "Boy's Love"?

(Say yes or I'll have Kyoya bite you to death)

☫ Are you an openminded person?

(If not, then what the fucking hell are you even doing here? Huh?!)

☫ Are you ready to sacrifice your sanity, your body and soul (specifically your life, shithead) for this book?

(If you really are ready which I highly doubted*grin*then it's my greatest pleasure to show you my awesome "obra maestra")

Yo! I'm Bloody and welcome to my story! To my world. Before you proceed to the next level. Here are the rules you must follow:

@You must support this fanfic book no matter what

@You must support my awesome "OTP"

@You must laugh even though the jokes are supah lame or else...

@You must cry if you needed to...why? Because I wanted to. No one defies the author.

@You must say I'm awesome or...*glare*

@You can't fall in love with Hibari Kyoya. (He's mine, shithead)

@You can't fall in love with my characters/the characters of this story. (They're mine also)

@You must understand my grammar or spelling 'cuz I don't give a fuck about this shit. (Of course, you can criticize me. Only If I'm wrong)

@And lastly you must take this seriously or else...

That's all! Now you are ready to go to the next level~!

WARNING: May cause brain damage and insomnia and dysfunctional depression. You mustn't lose yourself. Always be prepared. This contains some adult stuff. Rated T for the swearing. Remember CONSTANT VIGILANCE!!!

That's all~!! CIAO~!!! *^___^*