Daily Problem Of A High-School Student: Project Vongola

Chapter Two

'Ah...what did I even do to deserve this? Is this some kind of a punishment? Does god hates me so much? Why me?'

"Ahoshi! What did you do to my hair?!" Yelled a certain bomber while glaring at the kid with an afro hair.

"Gyahahahaha~!!!! You look good in pink, Tako-Head!" Said the young kid mockingly, laughing his ass off.

"You little piece of--"

"Maa maa, calm down now. Hayato." Smiled  a certain swordsman placatingly.

"Shut up, Baseball Freak! And don't call me by my name so casually! Only juudaime can do that!" Yelled the bomber, glaring while blushing a little.

"Maa maa..."

"Extreme! Let's have an Extreme fight, little bro!" Yelled a certain boxer while raising both of his bandaged hands. The bomber glared at him.

"Shut up, Lawn-Head! And what the fuck are you even doing here?!" He yelled irritatedly.

"I'm here to have an Extreme fight with my little brother! And my name's not Lawn-Head, Tako-Head!" Yelled back the boxer which irked Hayato, which is also not surprising. Lol.

"What the---Ow~!"

"Gyahahahaha! Bow down before the great Lambo-sama! Gyahahahaha!" Lambo laughed while making a dramatic pose.

"Why you little son of a b--"

"That was an Extreme jump, Lambo!" exclaimed the boxer loudly. Lambo only grinned at Ryohei cheekily. He huffed.

"Of course. I am the great Lambo-sama, after all!" He stated as he crossed his arms.

"You shit heads! Listen when--"

BOOM! CLANG! CLANG!

The others stopped their bantering when a great explosion happened. The room was flooded with deep, heavy smoke, making them cough violently.

"What the fucking hell?!" Hayato yelled, coughing every now and then.

"Tsuna...*cough*...are you okay?" Asked the cheerful black-haired teen.

"Juudaime! Are you ok---"

Clang! Clang!

Oh...not again...please not again...ugh...

"Oi! Fucking bastards---"

No...please not them...God...please...I still love my life...very, very much so please. Have mercy...

"Kufufufu~..."

No...no...this is a just a dream...Yup, just a fucking dream...

"Hn. Herbivores"

 No..not him...please not him also...God, why do you fucking hate me so much?! Fuck my life already!...why me?!!!

"Hm. Dame-Tsuna, you can't even control your guardians? And yet you dare to call yourself Vongola Decimo. How pathetic" said a familiar cutesy cold voice of a child that sends shivers to his spine.

"R-reborn?!" exclaimed a petite-looking brunette teen.

"Ciassu~! Dame-Tsuna" greeted a child in a suit with a fedora on, who popped out to goddamns-no-where, smirking. The petite brunette paled at this. As you can see, (or read in your case) Reborn is not smirking with his usual "I-want-to-see-you-suffer-because-I-wanted-to-and-you-can't-do-anything-about-it" smirk look (lol), instead his smirking with his rare "You're-so-fucked-up-right-now" smirk look and "Annoy-me-more-you'll-meet-hell" look so it was plainly horrifying (God bless our poor tuna-fish). Reborn still smirking, only raised his oh-so perfect cute little eyebrow. (Kawaii~)