Sylvia POV
Zayn and i are cuddled up next to each other. I can't believe I just had sex with Zayn. Like oh my god. I feel like a 34 year old guy, who has o job, no girlfriend, and just had sex for the first time.
Did you really just compare yourself to a 34 year old guy? Sadly, yes.
I mean, it was amazing. So, now I know why there's lots of prostitutes in this world.
I'm fucked up in the Brain.
"We should get up" Zayn said. "No. We shouldn't" I said. Zayn chuckled. "Do you not want to cuddle with me?" I asked and faked cried. "I do. But we need to clean up from our terrific night." Zayn said. I smiled and blushed all at the same time.
Zayn kissed my forehead.
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Zayn and I got into the shower and we cleaned up everything. We got into the shower separately you dirty minded freak.
Everyone came over except Lizzie. Well, Doug didn't come either. What a coincidence. Mike and Zayn are on the couch. Seth(Zayns old entourage member) and I are sitting on the ground playing Uno.
Yes, uno.
"I can't believe you and Zayn are dating. Like a few months ago, you called him a sucky football player in front of the whole school." Seth said as he put down a card. "I miss those times." I joked. Seth rolled his eyes. "He was so pissed. He was so pissed he even cr-" Seth began to say but was cut off by Zayn.
"Shut up." Zayn said intensely. "Ooh. Tell me!" I said. "I can't. Mr.embarrassment doesn't want me to." Seth said. I raised a eye brow. "Fine. I mean, It's not his fault that he sucks." I joked. Zayn rolled his eyes.
I put down a card. "You know whats even more surprising? They still haven't had sex." Mike said. I so wanted to say "yes we did" but nah. I'm gonna save myself from the 1,000 questions that they are bound to ask.
Seth laughed. "Why are you so concerned if we had sex?" Zayn asked. "Because it's not a true relationship if ya don't." Mike said. I looked at Seth and he was nodding. "What if you're physically incapable of having sex?" I asked. "Then you're forever lonely." Mike said.
"Then what's you're excuse?" Zayn said. I laughed. "Shut up" Mike said. I rolled my eyes. I rested my feet on sets lap because my feet need to breathe! "Comfortable?" Seth asked. I nodded. "It hurts to sit in the crisis-cross position" I said.
It's true. It's like you're legs turn into a choking snake who can't breathe. Plus you get this tingly feeling. I hate it. Jake walked In the door with a girl. I raised a eyebrow. "Are you sure they won't find out?" The girl asked Jake. I couldn't see who the girl was. The girl and Jake kept tongue missing and rubbing on each other. Gross.
I faked puked. They both turned around and saw us. I'm such a idiot. Yes you are. Shut up. Shut doesn't go up. Fuck you. You really just cussed out yourself. I'm pathetic.
"CHLOE!?!?!?" I yelled. I looked at Zayn who was just as shocked as I am. Chloe smiled from embarrassment. I walked over to her. "Please, please, please tell me that you don't not like him." I asked. "Sorry" Chloe said.
