"Why did you kiss her?"
"It's not what you think it is! I can explain."
"Fine. Explain then."
"The girl told me that if I don't kiss her she'll hurt you. I just dont want you to get hurt."
"Oh. Ok then. You're forgiven."
*kisses*
WHY. DOES. EVERY. CRAZY FAN. HAVE TO. THREATEN. HER IDOL. FRIGGIN IDOL. JUST. FOR. A. KISS. A. KISS.
and secondly, why is the Idol not surrounded by guards? And why. WHY. why does the girlfriend have to turn on the TV just when there's this 'breaking news' about '(insert Idol name) kissing a girl'? AND THE GIRLFRIEND IS SO LENIENT. LITERALLY AFTER ALL THE CRYING AND CUTTING HERSELF SHE FORGIVES HIM JUST LIKE THAT-
sorry.
YOU ARE READING
honestly.
Random(used to be every. fanfic. ever. but the title was too long lmao rip) poorly written cliches for your enjoyment! [some bad language!] © SCENTEDMARKER [2017] #196 IN HUMOR - 21/8/2017
