Jife Jacob x Knife

Jife 4 life part 1

Jacob was ordinary kid in the school of weeb sky. In the school of weeb sky Jacob hung out with friends butt not many cause he wasn't popular kid. One day when he and friends were doing stuffs friends #2 said "Lets play the truth and the dares"  and Jacobs sais "ok"... then friends #2 ask Jacob most embarrassing moment and Jacob goes like "I'm not tells you" then friends #3 sais "Do it or i wills eats your hamburger" then Jacob ist like "no i wills cuts you with my knife" Then friends #1 sais "lolz you like this knife dontcha" then jacob go red like jalapeño and say " i dont now what your talk about!" then all friend #'s laugh and friend #1 sais "I knew it all along I SHIP IT JIFE 4 LIFE!!!" then friend #2 say "wells, we well leaf you alone with your new Kawaii anime school girl knife and you can now go Netflix and chili wit it" then all the friend #'s leaf and finally Jacob and knife go to hes place and Netflix and chili.

When Jacob and knife Netflixed and chilied Jacob got high because of the jalapeño then high Jacob say "Is it hot in here or is it just you, or are they these jalapeño's"  "HEHOHEHO" say the knife and give Jacob kiss on cheek and Jacob blood a little but not much, Jacobs ok with it because he like knife and he would do anything 4 knife. After a few moments Jacob pass out because of all the jalapeño's, then The SSS comes and kidnap knife and take it to they're super secret station.  Then Jacob no sleep anymore because of nightmare about goats, then he looks around for knife butt not find it so then he go ask his friends if they seen it  but then they say no and Jacob really worried and stressed butt then friend #3 say "I think the SSS took it" Jacob confuzed because he no know what the SSS is so then he is like "what it dat?" then friend #3 is like "The SSS is the Super Spork Society"  Jacob know who the SSS is now and they are spooky sporks. Friend #2 sais "Lets go we cant not waste our time" then Jacob and friend #'s ride to the sunset with they're segways and go look for knife.

At the Super Secret  station: "Ha we have got's you now knife...lol" sais sss member # leader "oh no..." say knife "now what we do with knife?" axe's SSS member #2 "wells i don't taught that far..." say SSS member #leader "wells can i goes now's?" sais knife "wells i guess, wate no you cant." "Aww.. :(" says knife. Menwhel in front of the SSS Hq... " wer here..." sais friend #3 "k cool, now to gets in" sais Jacob then Jacob go to front door and try's open it but then it doesn't work :( jk jk it works... then Jacob and friend #'s go in SSS HQ and sea the SSS members and knife being held captive but then knife realize that it is knife so it can cut the rope with itself so it do that and kut one of the SSS member then SSS leader take one of Jacob friend #'s.  Then Jacob sais "Chili out lets have epic rap battle to the dead and if i wins i get friend #2 back" then SSS leader sais "That sound ok, lets do it or something kul."