So these two roaches, Tom and Oscar, are hanging out next to a dumpster enjoying a snack.
"Hey Tom," said Oscar to his friend, "You know that restaurant down the block? I went there yesterday to pick up some scraps, and I couldn't believe how clean it was, I could practically see my reflection through the shiny waxed floor."
"Oscar!" hollered Tom, spitting the food out of his mouth, "not while I'm eating!"
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RandomA funny joke book with lots of bad jokes! Most of them are good jokes, I hope. Please check out Mostly Good Jokes, the sequel. Warning: I've already told you there are going to be some really bad jokes in here, so please don't waste the comments to...
