Diamondshimmer speaks

Diamondshimmer speaks #1

Well hello there! Whoever is watching... I hope that nobody is watching... I'm Diamondshimmer! And I can hear nothing! 😃 I also can't see nothing. 'Cause I'm blind! And deaf! I'm TOTALLY both of those things!

*clears throat*

So, most of you are wondering, how did I become blind and deaf? Well, I was born like this. The end.

Random cat: *leans in and whispers* that's not part of the script...

Oh right! Sorry.

Random cat: do you remember saying that you are BLIND and DEAF

*ignores*

*clears throat*

Emaraldkit (my sister) suggested for us to sneak into the forest. We did, and, well, got attacked by a hungry raccoon from the city desperate for food. I got EXTREMELY injured. That mean raccoon hooked his claws into my eyes, and shredded my ears and what's inside of them...

Random cat: *feels disgusted*

And my sister, Emaraldkit, saved me by distracting the raccoon, leading to her death. I was then found by an apprentice, and carried back to camp.

See? I AM blind and deaf!

Random cat: well

And who the hell are YOU?! *points at the random cat*

Random cat: *snickers* I am secretly... THE WRITER!!! *takes off disguise*

Well fuck you writer

Writer: how did you hear me?!

Umm... I have hearing aids

Writer: were did you get them...

Er... *flash back*

Random cat #2: I have some hearing aids

*steals* now you don't

*end of flash back*

I bought them somewhere

Writer: *raises eye brow* okay then

Diamondshimmer: alri- wait a minute...

*snickers*

Diamondshimmer: awww it's not in my pov anymore! :(

*eats snickers bar*

Diamondshimmer: *has an insane smile* CHOCOLATE

NO MINE *hisses*

Diamondshimmer: *chases after me*

Advice to anyone: NEVER EAT CHOCOLATE NEAR DIAMONDSHIMMER

Diamondshimmer: DID SOMEONE SAY CHOCOLATE

oh boy. I think it's time to end this chapter... *nervous laugh*

Diamondshimmer: *looks around hungrily even though she is TOTALLY blind*