Alright! In this chapter, we'll talk about how amazing and the best I am! First of a-
Writer: but you aren't my best oc
WHAT?!
Writer: you are my first oc, but you are not my best oc.
So... who is the best then?
I have 3 oc's that I consider good. *clears throat* Frostpaw, Bramblepaw and Thorn, please come out!
Frostpaw: ... hi
Bramblepaw: HELLO! :D
Thorn: what kind of a name is Diamondshimmer
...THEY ARE HORRIBLE
Frostpaw: do you think I care
Bramblepaw: I LOVE MYSELF I'M AMAZING! :0
Thorn: says the one who's deaf and blind and is technically a mary-sue
*gasp* YOU'RE CALLING ME A MARY-SUE?!
Frostpaw: oh boy. *hides in shadows*
Bramblepaw: IMA DO WHAT SISTER DOES *attempts to hide in shadows but fails* dang it
Thorn: fuck this *leaves*
HAHA
Frostpaw: *leaves as well*
Bramblepaw: OOOH WHAT'S THIS DOOR *stumbles into the exit*
-_- they aren't good
Writer: too bad you'll have to deal with them now
NOOOOOOOO *go's down on knees* NOOOO
YOU ARE READING
Diamondshimmer speaks
HumorWhy, hello! I see that you have stumbled upon this random book! This book will be written in the pov of Diamondshimmer, my main oc!!! Come on out here, Diamondshimmer! 😆 *silence* Hello? Diamondshimmer! *more silence* -_- oh right I forgot that s...