Warrior Spoofs [NES]

Why you should never give Cloudtail too much catmint

(A/N: Hufflepuffs are badgers if you didn't already know)

Wolfclaw (me): Hey Cloudtail.

Why you should never give Cloudtail too much catmint

Cloudtail: HUFFLEPUFF! *points to rock*

Wolfclaw: Cloudtail, that's a ro-

Cloudtail: *says REALLY fast* IT'S EATING BACON WHILE DOING GANGMAN STYLE AND SLAPPING ITSELF WITH A FISH THAT IT STOLE FROM RIVERCLAN TERRITORY AND I CAN SEE TIGERSTAR IN A PINK DRESS WITH SCOURGE SLAPPING HIM SILLY WITH A EMPTY SODA BOTTLE AND ERIN IS JUMPING AROUND IN A LEATHER JACKET AND UNCLE FIRESTAR IS KICKING DARKSTRIPE IN THE NUTS AND A KITTYPET IS RIDING A ROLLERCOASTER AND IT'S MELTING BECAUSE OF NYAN CAT AND UNICORNS FARTING FIRE ON IT AND IT'S RAINING BACON AND BACON AND BACON AND CATMINT AND IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME HEYA HEYA POTATO AND THERE'S WHITE CATS EVERYWHERE THAT LOOK LIKE ME AND I LOOK LIKE THEM AND THERE'S A CATMINT TORNADO IN THE DISTANCE AND PANDA BEARS ARE LIGHTING THEIR BUTTS ON FIRE AND FARTING ON LONGTAIL AND LONGTAIL IS DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD. *faints* XP

Wolfclaw: O.O' I better tell Jayfeather to hide the catmint...