How Tigerstar REALLY died

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by wanderingMurmurs

by wanderingMurmurs

(A/N: I don't like mlp. DON'T KILL ME MLP FANS!! And don't judge me if you happen to think Ninjago is for 6-8 year old kids. *puts ears down and makes cute face* Pwease?)

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Brightheart: *is watching t.v* *mlp comes on* Guys guys! MLP is on!

All she cats but Wolfclaw and Sandstorm: *rush over and sit down next to Brightheart*

Mousefur: Ooh it's starting! :D *theme song plays*

Wolfclaw: * silently steals the remote and puts it under blanket*

Later...

T.V: RD: *gets captured by discord* F*** YOU DISCORD!

Sandstorm: Did Rainbow Stupid just cuss?! YEES! >:D

Amberheart: Did Rainbow Dashie just cuss?! NOO! D:<

Wolfclaw: I HAZ DE REMOTE SUCKAZ! *switches the channel just as the ninjago intro ends* BEAT THAT FROG BRAINS! >:D

Firestar: *comes in* HOLY FISHSTICKS IT'S NINJAGO! GUYS, GUYS!

All toms but Tigerstar: *rush to the front and sit down*

Tigerstar: Ninjago sucks. MLP is WAY better than that!

Wolfclaw: *pauses the show* Now, what did you say? *dangerous glare*

Tigerstar: *smirks* NINJAGO SUCKS MLP IS WAY BETTER THAN THAT! LA LA LALALA SING A HAPPY MLP SONG! >:D

Mlp fans: *clap* True true! :-)

Wolfclaw: *eye twitches* GRAAAAGH! *pulls out the sword of fire from StarClan knows where* Die brony! Fire! *burns Tigerstar, taking all nine lives*

Tigerstar: PLAY THE MY LITTLE PONY THEME SONG AT MY FUNERAL! *burns up*

Wolfclaw: I haz the sword of fire? KAI HAZ RESIGNED! IMMA KITTY NINJA! :DDDD *does Cole's victory dance*

Firestar: IMPOSSIBREW U DO COLE'S VICTORY DANSE?! OSO

Sandstorm: SQUEE! *fangirls*

Wolfclaw: *stops and winks* I told you I could do it Firestar. Now you owe me a new Jay minifigure. As in the new 2014 one >:D xD

Firestar: Ugh, be right back. *stalks out of the den*

Kai: *pokes head into den* GIMME MY SWORD BACK! T_T

Wolfclaw: *kicks sword into shadows* Meow... '>'

Zane: *pulls him out* It's not there -_-. But, I sense that the person currently in possesion of your sword has misused it to harm someome who insulted them.

Wolfclaw: o.o'

Both: *go away*

Tigerstar's ash: ._. *gets swept away by Snowflame's tail*

Spottedleaf: *appears* THE END! *screams through megaphone*

Everybody: MY EARS!