How To Survive Middle School...NOT

Crush's

Me: my god...Jesus did fine with that one
Friend: Lei...I don't think he likes you I mean you guys have been friends since like....womb
Me:whhaaaaat nooooo we've been friends since like.....we were...two
Friend: mmhm
(Crush comes)
Crush: Hey Lei! I like your hair it looks nice today
Me: Thanks! I gotta admit you look pretty fine today as well
(We continue to flirt a little bit but)
Friend: ....Why! Like how is this possible! MAH BABY IS GROWING UP!
Crush: Well I gotta go to class cya later Lei
Me: Bye Bro!
(Crush walks away sad)
Friend: -face palm- 
Me: What?
Friend: YOU FRICKEN BRO ZONED HIM?!?
Me: Aweeee schist...HEY UHHH CRUSH COME BACK!
Friend: -sigh- poor unfortunate soul